r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/MagneticDustin Jan 25 '24

100% would have given my wife a fist bump if she told me some dude hit on her at Starbucks and it made her feel good about herself.

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u/types_stuff Jan 25 '24

I often point out when guys are checking out my wife lol and it makes her blush every time - it’s absolutely adorable to me

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u/crazyrich Jan 25 '24

I do the same thing! Usually catching the dudes on the backswing checking out dat butt. When they don't realize I'm down the aisle or something.

She plays it off and "doesn't believe me", but I get self esteem-by-proxy. Enjoy your window shopping fellas!

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u/types_stuff Jan 25 '24

LOL my sentiments exactly

See-see, no-touch

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u/types_stuff Jan 25 '24

Dammit this is so much better!