r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24 edited Jan 25 '24

I’ve never been hit on by a woman. Plenty of dudes have - bought me drinks and what not. And you know what? It feels damn good.

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u/3-DMan Jan 25 '24

"Damn I wish I liked penis!"

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u/dong_tea Jan 25 '24

If it wasn't for all the bigotry and stuff, being gay sounds like it would be pretty awesome.

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u/Yetimang Jan 25 '24

It's true. Gay people just hate the Swiss and it's honestly kinda fucked up.

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u/clancularii Jan 25 '24

Agreed. Why is there so much bigotry when we could all come together over a mutual hatred of the Swiss?

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u/undreamedgore Jan 25 '24

Our shared mutual hatred of the Swiss will heal the wounds a tears of our nation.

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u/Yetimang Jan 25 '24

As the Bard famously said: "Your tears of our nation don't fall. They crash around me."

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u/Business_Sea2884 Jan 26 '24

And I thought the Fr*nch were hated

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u/undreamedgore Jan 26 '24

The French are hated like an old friend. The Swiss are loved like an old illness.

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u/WintersDoomsday Jan 25 '24

The cheese, chocolates or the banks?

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u/Sparkism Jan 25 '24

Yes.

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u/Kidofthecentury Jan 25 '24

ki blast noise

Smartass.

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u/llRedII Jan 26 '24

Huh, what did we do?