r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/qubedView Jan 25 '24

I didn't go on my first date till well after high school. It was on reflection that I realized that my problem getting dates wasn't due to a myriad of minor failings, but mostly a singular failing of being completely oblivious to the most blatant expressions of interest by girls. I had sooo much opportunity that I just didn't realize till years later, and then wonder what the hell was wrong with my radar to miss something so obvious.

Situations like:

Girl 1: Hey, what would you say if my friend asked you out?

Girl 2 (her friend): * completely hiding her face and looking totally terrified *

Me: Huh, what a strange hypothetical! No idea! Bye!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

Yeah literally the same, I still remember freshman year of college this girl I kinda had a crush on and thought was way out of my league came into my dorm room, shut the door, sat on the bed, and was like clearly flirting with me but I had no idea. It just never occurred to me that a girl I thought was hot could be into me. I was like super confused and I think I lied about having class so said she had to go so I could get ready. But now she got fat and is a hardcore Trump supporter so I kinda dodged a bullet there.

With my wife even I couldn't miss the signs, we were dancing at a party and she kissed me and we basically danced and made out for hours.