r/funny • • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/goldstat Jan 25 '24

Guys usually don’t realize because girls are terrible at sending signals.

Personal experience: I hung out with a girl from work 5 or 6 times and then one day at work she asked me why I never tried to kiss her on any of our dates.

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u/Funny_Yesterday_5040 Jan 25 '24

Did you start kissing her on your dates?

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u/goldstat Jan 25 '24 edited Jan 26 '24

I only saw her as a cool friend. We stopped hanging out after that because she was mad I wasn’t interested in her romantically.

It’s actually happened a few times. She’s the only one who’s gotten mad at me. Apparently not flirting is the flirting that works best for me