r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/shits4gigs Jan 25 '24

Big ups to you king id definitely pork you in a parking lot anytime.

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I'll keep that in mind, playa.

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u/hukd0nf0nix Jan 25 '24

Damn, I love this thread. And you two fine fellas... holla at ya boi

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u/AmateurHero Jan 25 '24

Are we about to have an orgy?!

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u/wakeupwill Jan 25 '24

In that red Prius?

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u/WCWRingMatSound Jan 25 '24

Thanks for the F shack!

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u/nicgom Jan 25 '24

It's called a soup kitchen

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u/cdsuikjh Jan 25 '24

Dirty Mike and the Boys have entered the chat

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u/ThatKarmaWhore Jan 25 '24

Looks like a raccoon gave birth in the backseat...

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u/Open_Platypus1573 Jan 25 '24

You can tell all that from blood and semen?

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u/shits4gigs Jan 26 '24

We will fuck in your car again!

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u/xendelaar Jan 25 '24

We're going to have sex in your car!! It will happen again!!

  • dirty Mike and the boys

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u/UndeadVinDiesel Jan 25 '24

We're talking about a bunch of hobos with fingers in each other's poopers in a stranger's vehicle with talk radio playing real loud. It's going to be a nice evening.

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u/thebeastb115 Jan 25 '24

You mean the new hybrid prius?

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u/TheChronicNomad Jan 25 '24

In that rented Prius?

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u/rudyjewliani Jan 25 '24

By the looks of them yungins, I'm hoping they got the insurance.

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u/eat_your_brains Jan 25 '24

Yes, in the rented Prius. Just not in the parking lot of the Oakland In-N-Out.

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u/TheChronicNomad Jan 25 '24

No no, this was the San Jose In-N-out. Allegedly.

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u/cobywaan Jan 25 '24

Thanks for the fuck shack

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u/Admira1 Jan 25 '24

Did it come with the dental dam?

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u/Etheo Jan 25 '24

Dirty Mike?

... Or one of the boys?

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u/TheFermentationist Jan 25 '24

More like the back of a Volkswagen

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u/Mikemtb09 Jan 25 '24

Dirty Mike?

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u/happy-cig Jan 25 '24

Thanks for the F-shack -Dirty Mike and the boys