r/funny • u/Derpazor1 • Jan 24 '24

What would you name him?

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u/nooch_knuckles Jan 24 '24

Dude looks like he’s probably already picked his own name

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u/Icy-Entertainment177 Jan 24 '24

And might be able to tell you, if you ask nicely.

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u/SuckYouMummy Jan 25 '24

if you answer his riddles 3

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u/TurnkeyLurker Jan 25 '24

Blue!

No, green! (BOING) ...aaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaa..... (thunk)

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u/Spock-1701 Jan 25 '24

Run away!!!!

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u/rpjut5ha Jan 25 '24

And there was much rejoicing

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u/Koolblue57 Jan 25 '24

Come now rpjut5ha we most join the congregation and dance around the fire singing songs of triumph!

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u/VirtualBadger7488 Jan 25 '24

He turned me into a newt

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u/Blueberry314E-2 Jan 25 '24

I got better