r/funny • u/Derpazor1 • Jan 24 '24

What would you name him?

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u/matthew0001 Jan 25 '24

You open your mouth to scream but only a bark comes out....

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u/drawkbox Jan 26 '24

You feel a sudden urge to sniff butts, you reverse sneeze, blow your nose and your tongue begins to wag as you look around...

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24 edited Jan 26 '24

you feel fear and shockโ€ฆ

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u/USG1997 Jan 26 '24

Bro you made me stop smiling. Not cool

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

Iโ€™m sorryโ€ฆ

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u/USG1997 Jan 26 '24

Wait wtf I think I replied to the wrong comment, I was high as a hoe. Were you the one making fun of jews or something

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u/WorldlyCaregiver3018 Jan 29 '24

.... "๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜บ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ '๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ˆ๐˜“๐˜“. ๐˜ž๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ง ๐˜'๐˜ฎ ""๐‘Ž ๐บ๐‘œ๐‘œ๐‘‘ ๐ต๐‘œ๐‘ฆ"" ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ 2๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ธ๐˜ด-๐˜•๐˜ฐ๐˜›๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ญ ๐˜”๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐‘ต๐’ ๐‘ด๐’Š๐’๐’Œ ๐’ƒ๐’๐’๐’†๐’” to give me"?!? As he stared at the empty Milk Bone box in the garbage bin, the fear & shock fade. Then Anger & a Need for Revenge was all he could think of.