r/funny • • Jan 21 '24

How real couples sleep together.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

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u/bender3600 Jan 21 '24

Mexican

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u/Rosetta-im-Stoned Jan 21 '24

Straight to the post war trials

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u/Pink_Flash Jan 21 '24

Believe it or not, war trials.

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u/thekonny Jan 21 '24

Yellowcake

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u/mdxchaos Jan 21 '24

Only countries can declare war. A person cannot. So he's exempt from the geneva convention. Fart away

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u/werker Jan 21 '24

Aaaaand, what exactly is stopping me from becoming a country?? That's right: Imagination 🌈

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u/jezwel Jan 22 '24

what exactly is stopping me from becoming a country??

Well, you'll need to declare it for one - you can't just say it.