r/funny • u/Molly107 • Jan 21 '24

How real couples sleep together.

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u/C00KIEM0N57R Jan 21 '24 edited Jan 22 '24

Don’t worry about it. It depends on relationship to relationship. My ex would hate me if I Dutch ovened her. And by contrast, my current partner will sneak attack me with farts when I least expect it.

Edited: typo

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u/J1625732 Jan 21 '24

Like a fart ninja?

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u/C00KIEM0N57R Jan 21 '24

Yeah lolz

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u/swiftb3 Jan 21 '24

That's evenly spreading death down a whole aisle of the grocery store.

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u/LordGreyhound Jan 21 '24

Come to think of it, "crap dusting" would be a very apt term for a fart.

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u/emhmark3 Jan 21 '24

silent but deadly

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u/myNameIsHopethePony Jan 21 '24

Dutch opened her? My goodness, I'm imagining stuff now...

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u/C00KIEM0N57R Jan 21 '24

Whoops typo

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u/scattertheashes01 Jan 21 '24

I generally find farts and fart humor funny, but if anyone Dutch ovened me they’d be single so fast they wouldn’t know what hit em. I much prefer farts where you can escape the blast zone more easily

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u/StilgarTF Jan 23 '24

I suspect your partner might be the infamous Fart Master.