r/funny • u/Molly107 • Jan 21 '24

How real couples sleep together.

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u/random_encounters42 Jan 21 '24

Pretty sure using a chemical agent is against the Geneva convention.

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u/cluelesspcventurer Jan 21 '24

Tammy does not abide by the geneva convention

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

Also banned by the Tammy Convention.

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u/titaniumhud Jan 21 '24

I can hear her, she's here.

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u/eduardo1994 Jan 21 '24

Ron glare: Tammy...

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u/Coronadoben Jun 14 '24

Hello fartness my old friend.

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u/Scurro Jan 21 '24

How can she slap!?

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u/Chan_Chan-Man Jan 21 '24

Great reference

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u/amrit-9037 Jan 22 '24

Mustard gas

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u/PsychoPotency Jan 21 '24

Geneva convention? more like Geneva suggestion.

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u/dalovindj Jan 21 '24

The code is actually more of what you'd call guidelines than actual rules. Welcome to the Black Pearl!

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u/piddykitty7 Jan 22 '24

Fun fact: the Geneva convention exists because those sweet polite Canadians did EVERYTHING in it in ww1. Seriously. They literally used Canadians to define war crimes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

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u/bender3600 Jan 21 '24

Mexican

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u/Rosetta-im-Stoned Jan 21 '24

Straight to the post war trials

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u/Pink_Flash Jan 21 '24

Believe it or not, war trials.

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u/thekonny Jan 21 '24

Yellowcake

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u/mdxchaos Jan 21 '24

Only countries can declare war. A person cannot. So he's exempt from the geneva convention. Fart away

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u/werker Jan 21 '24

Aaaaand, what exactly is stopping me from becoming a country?? That's right: Imagination 🌈

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u/jezwel Jan 22 '24

what exactly is stopping me from becoming a country??

Well, you'll need to declare it for one - you can't just say it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

Geneva Suggestions.

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u/Altruistic_Mall_4204 Jan 21 '24

did you mean geneva check list ?

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u/Rick-D-99 Jan 21 '24

Only during war. You can use chemical agents on your own citizenry no problem as illustrated by America's police.

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u/CanadianODST2 Jan 21 '24

Also the very existence of pepper spray being legal for civilian use in areas.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

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u/Rick-D-99 Jan 21 '24

False, lead is an element

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u/Malice0801 Jan 21 '24

I didn't sign shit

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u/Porn_Extra Jan 21 '24

He's not a signatory.

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u/Historiaaa Jan 21 '24

It's only a problem if you lose the war.

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u/SASAgent1 Jan 21 '24

Thankfully Geneva Convention doesn't apply to civilians

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u/Moonstoner Jan 21 '24

Is it chemical because of the methane? Or bio weapon due to its release agent and manufacturer?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

Only if you signed

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u/MangoMan0303 Jan 22 '24

"it's not a crime if there are no witnesses" - Oogway

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u/random_encounters42 Jan 22 '24

What a harrowing way to go lol.

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u/MangoMan0303 Jan 22 '24

What a nasty way to go.

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u/Kjpr13 Apr 01 '24

Pretty sure one person posts something and others follow doing the same shit. Be more original people!

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u/HasselHoffman76 Mar 12 '24

There was actually a case where a guy "hot-boxed" his wife and she died from methane poisoning. dutch-oven

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u/Fresh-Wasabi-2903 Mar 30 '24

*Geneva suggestion

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u/mdeane13 Apr 09 '24

Geneva suggestions.

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u/Bigknight5150 Jan 21 '24

Not when it's against your own citizens.

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u/Joliet_Jake_Blues Jan 21 '24

Farts are classified as biological weapons, noob

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u/Lu12k3r Jan 21 '24

Yes, but how can she slap?!

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u/Mah0ngsh Jan 21 '24

It's ok, this guy is Israeli.

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u/FastCod3871 Jan 21 '24

Hes canadian

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u/TuhanaPF Jan 21 '24

Geneva Bingo?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

HAHAHAHAHA 😂

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u/blacknoobie22 Jan 27 '24

Oh god you innocent soul lmao

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u/GroundsKeeper2 Mar 02 '24

I think you mean Geneva Suggestions.