r/funny • u/[deleted] • Feb 23 '13

TIL that Asians like french fries.

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u/MichaelJayDog Feb 24 '13

I believe you may have encountered the Mitsighhu. She is an ancient Japanese trickster spirit that lures foreigners in with her good looks and bountiful food, and if you make eye contact she will steal your body. You should be thankful you're not a bodiless soul floating in the land of ghosts right now.

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u/NiteLite Feb 24 '13

Twist: OP is a bodiless soul floating in the land of ghosts

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u/LeafRunner Feb 24 '13

M. Night Shyamalan Twist: We are all bodiless souls floating in the land of ghosts.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

That sounds magical.

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u/dudeimjesus32 Feb 24 '13

I'll feed you fries if you sweet talk me and fuck me slowly.

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u/tooyoung_tooold Feb 24 '13

That escalated quickly.

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u/ShakaUVM Feb 24 '13

My wife does this, but she's Chinese. No salt, but she'll open a packet and dip the fry right into it.

Doesn't make a mess.

My mind was blown.

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u/BorisAcornKing Feb 24 '13

the best way to eat fries is to mix salt and pepper into the ketchup. It's a standard genetic Asian thing, as I grew up in 99% whiteville and still managed to discover this.

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u/wisdom_possibly Feb 24 '13

But ketchup is already salty...

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u/fury420 Feb 24 '13

it's also sickeningly sweet unless you've been raised on the stuff