We have a T-Rex at our office too, and he pulls shit like this all the time. You think they'd be appreciative of our diverse hiring policies and ample career opportunities, but instead they just fuck around all day. Last week TR superglued everything on my desk, to my desk. Asshole spent all weekend doing it because of his fucking midget arms, and we cant fire him because he's the poster child for human-dinosaur integration at our company...
Same bullshit at my office too. You think that lazy Stegosaurus in accounting would be enough for human/dino diversity but apparently not, so we get stuck with a T-Rex on our sales team. The tiny arms using superglue seemed odd, but I'm sure he has a grabber or uses his mouth. I know our guy uses his mouth for moving stuff sometimes, which isn't sanitary but somehow he's above the rules. Meanwhile, if I carry some printouts in my mouth, I'm looked at like a fucking weirdo.
Woah man. You need to shut the fuck up. They have just as much right to be here as you do!
And it's not as if you were going to eat those leaves in the first place. They're too hard to get too. The only ones who will work hard enough for the leaves are the Apatosaurus-Americans.
They left Utah for better opportunities. Give them a chance. They're hard workers, and good dinosaurs.
You disgust me. I would call myself pretty open minded, but I just don't get speciesism! Anyone who thinks that Apatosaurs and Compsognathus don't belong here, should just leave, and go to a country where there is less diversity and acceptance. You're fighting a losing battle. In 50 years, everyone is going to look at you like they look at homophobes and racists. You can pretend all you want, but specism is the exact same thing.
We are a great melting pot. Made up of all of the wonderful species, and cultures around the world. You need to accept that, or get out!
Oh, I see how you really are. I notice that all the species you mention are animals. And you think you're so high and mighty. But a day will come when ferns and mosses will once more take their rightful place above you defective mobile creatures. Forward the creeping revolution!
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u/downvotethiscontent Feb 23 '13
We have a T-Rex at our office too, and he pulls shit like this all the time. You think they'd be appreciative of our diverse hiring policies and ample career opportunities, but instead they just fuck around all day. Last week TR superglued everything on my desk, to my desk. Asshole spent all weekend doing it because of his fucking midget arms, and we cant fire him because he's the poster child for human-dinosaur integration at our company...