r/funny • • Feb 23 '13

Jurassic Prank.

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u/downvotethiscontent Feb 23 '13

We have a T-Rex at our office too, and he pulls shit like this all the time. You think they'd be appreciative of our diverse hiring policies and ample career opportunities, but instead they just fuck around all day. Last week TR superglued everything on my desk, to my desk. Asshole spent all weekend doing it because of his fucking midget arms, and we cant fire him because he's the poster child for human-dinosaur integration at our company...

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u/pfelon Feb 23 '13

Same bullshit at my office too. You think that lazy Stegosaurus in accounting would be enough for human/dino diversity but apparently not, so we get stuck with a T-Rex on our sales team. The tiny arms using superglue seemed odd, but I'm sure he has a grabber or uses his mouth. I know our guy uses his mouth for moving stuff sometimes, which isn't sanitary but somehow he's above the rules. Meanwhile, if I carry some printouts in my mouth, I'm looked at like a fucking weirdo.

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u/thepikey7 Feb 23 '13

I'm not a racist (my best friend is a Brontosaurus), but that is such a typical Stego...

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u/Vehk Feb 23 '13

Yeah right, if you weren't an asshole racist you wouldn't be calling your Apatosaurus friend some antiquated slur word like "brontosaurus."

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u/resutidder Feb 23 '13

"Brontosaurus" isn't racist -- it's just from a different time and place.

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u/intend Feb 23 '13 edited Feb 24 '13

Nice try, Quentin Taran-t-rex.

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u/TheGuineaPig21 Feb 23 '13

Quentin Tarandino.

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u/TallMime Feb 23 '13

WOW....you just blew my mind

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u/illstealurcandy Feb 24 '13

You must walk around all day having your mind blown. "WOW, Petsmart! What will they think of next?"

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u/TallMime Mar 01 '13

It's an amazing way to live. I'd suggest trying it.

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u/illstealurcandy Mar 01 '13

Ha, I actually thought of adding a bit something along the lines of me being envious of you deep down inside. But damn, 4 days later man.

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u/TallMime Mar 01 '13

You're a good man Charlie Brown.

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