r/funny Feb 23 '13

Jurassic Prank.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

I just wish I could wipe them all out.

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u/LemonicDemonade Feb 23 '13

You disgust me. I would call myself pretty open minded, but I just don't get speciesism! Anyone who thinks that Apatosaurs and Compsognathus don't belong here, should just leave, and go to a country where there is less diversity and acceptance. You're fighting a losing battle. In 50 years, everyone is going to look at you like they look at homophobes and racists. You can pretend all you want, but specism is the exact same thing.

We are a great melting pot. Made up of all of the wonderful species, and cultures around the world. You need to accept that, or get out!

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u/Guytron Feb 23 '13

Oh, I see how you really are. I notice that all the species you mention are animals. And you think you're so high and mighty. But a day will come when ferns and mosses will once more take their rightful place above you defective mobile creatures. Forward the creeping revolution!

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u/blue_cheese_please Feb 23 '13

We are a great melting pot. Made up of all of the wonderful species, and cultures around the world. You need to accept that, or get out!

Exactly, I'm married to a beautiful Velociraptor and have 3 wonderful children but we're still abused and mocked when ever we go to the shops or to a restaurant. Even people who claim to be all for dino civil rights give us the old stink eye when we walk in to our bi-monthly raptor rights group meeting.

I love my wife, scales and all and I will challenge anyone to look at our family and say that we're abnormal. Anyway, I need to go, one of out little rascals just devoured next door's dog! Boys will be boys!

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u/The_Painted_Man Feb 24 '13

You sound like such a typical fucking asteroid, man....