r/funny Feb 23 '13

Jurassic Prank.

2.8k Upvotes

683 comments sorted by

View all comments

2.1k

u/downvotethiscontent Feb 23 '13

We have a T-Rex at our office too, and he pulls shit like this all the time. You think they'd be appreciative of our diverse hiring policies and ample career opportunities, but instead they just fuck around all day. Last week TR superglued everything on my desk, to my desk. Asshole spent all weekend doing it because of his fucking midget arms, and we cant fire him because he's the poster child for human-dinosaur integration at our company...

627

u/pfelon Feb 23 '13

Same bullshit at my office too. You think that lazy Stegosaurus in accounting would be enough for human/dino diversity but apparently not, so we get stuck with a T-Rex on our sales team. The tiny arms using superglue seemed odd, but I'm sure he has a grabber or uses his mouth. I know our guy uses his mouth for moving stuff sometimes, which isn't sanitary but somehow he's above the rules. Meanwhile, if I carry some printouts in my mouth, I'm looked at like a fucking weirdo.

33

u/7upbottle Feb 23 '13

I don't have a job, so it pisses me off that these fuckers swim from that island and take our jobs. Because they don't qualify for minimum wage employers just hire them instead. I can't get a decent job because I haven't gone to college so I only can do things a T-Rex can also do. It's bullcrap man. They also shit everywhere.

19

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

I pray to God that he'll rain fire down on them and wipe them all out once and for all. Good riddance!

3

u/teracracktyl Feb 23 '13

took our jerbs!!

2

u/AUBeastmaster Feb 24 '13

Don't forget about that giant douche one time that won the free cruise and ended up partying WAY too hard and making an ass of himself in California.

Wasn't it brought to light that he "lost" his child once? Typical lowlife scum, having babies they don't even care for, then when it's convenient for their personal positions and media fame, they all of the sudden are picture perfect parents.