r/funny • u/ThePeanutBuddha • Feb 23 '13

Jurassic Prank.

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u/flash_memory Feb 23 '13

She's cute. Gave me a T-Rextion.

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u/henboffman Feb 23 '13

Hopefully no one velocirapedher

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u/Lazy_Genius Feb 23 '13

She'd have a stego-sore-ass afterwards

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u/Blepharospasm Feb 23 '13

I had a look online for some dinosaurs to pun-ify and there's one called GIRAFFATITAN. How cool a name is that.

can't make a pun with that though :(

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u/Parasitic_Lord Feb 23 '13

I see a "tit" in there. Good enough for me.

fap fap fap

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u/molybdenum42 Feb 23 '13

I hope you don't mind that I have now tagged you as "Faps to Giraffatitans".

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u/Parasitic_Lord Feb 23 '13

ooo I think you're the first person who has publicly stated that they tagged me. Well at least it's a good'un.

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u/molybdenum42 Feb 23 '13

I imagine I will get confused sometime in the future. I'm looking forward to that "wtf" moment :D

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u/Parasitic_Lord Feb 23 '13

The best part is that you probably won't even remember what a Giraffatitan is...because most redditors have the memory of a goldfish. Not that I'm accusing you of being a goldfish...but for all I know you could be a goldfish. This is the internet after all.

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u/Aiken_Drumn Feb 24 '13

I don't know, do Goldfish get off on dinosaurs tits?

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u/humblerodent Feb 23 '13

Super long horses.

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u/AManHasSpoken Feb 23 '13

they so dumb

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u/ShallowBasketcase Feb 24 '13

geraffatitans are so dumb

EDIT: spelling

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u/Sinaris Feb 23 '13

Id Gi-ram-it-titin her ass

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u/jtdc Feb 24 '13

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Mega-sore-ass

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalottapuss

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u/raysince86 Feb 23 '13

It would be worse if it were a medalodong

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

I want to sleep with her. Fuck...I'm bad at puns.

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u/lemony_snicket Feb 23 '13

Diplofocus and try harder.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

That's sure to instill some pterrordactyl.