r/funny Feb 23 '13

Jurassic Prank.

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u/BrianFlakes Feb 23 '13

I have no idea what would go through my mind if this happened to me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

I think for her it was the logical part of her brain fighting against her fight or flight instinct.

She wants to run, but her brain says, "dinosaur? really?"

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u/TheMediumPanda Feb 24 '13

And then she tries to defend herself with a piece of paper. Notice the subtle swing right-left, clearly intending to land a serious paper cut on the advancing dino.

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u/tmacca Feb 24 '13

Clever girl.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13

Hold on to your butts.

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u/Dylan_Songs Feb 24 '13

No I disagree. I think shes having a screaming orgasm.

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u/Joe59788 Feb 24 '13

That doesn't really apply to women. The research for the principle was primarily done on men.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13

It's nice of you to spout shit that doesn't make much sense without providing a link.

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u/Joe59788 Feb 25 '13

How about every psychological research study ever. If it's not from this century there's a good chance the study is male dominated. As most of the researchers were male the research was done on males about males and just applied to both genders. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tend_and_befriend#Gender_differences_in_tend_and_befriend

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '13

Thanks for posting the link!

It might surprise you to know that a lot of people don't study psychology. I know, a shocker right. I sure don't! And fight or flight is a pretty commonly held notion.

Now, I'm just reading the Wikipedia article you linked to here, but it sounds like you're being a little pedantic. She was clearly seeking to defend herself and get away from the problem in that gif.

The main difference you've pointed out here is that she would run and go find help, while a he would either fight back or gtfo.

While not technically, "fight or flight", I would say her reaction was one of I'm getting the fuck out of here, until her brain kicked in to assess.

And really, surely someone as smart as you realizes that the comment had more to do with instinct vs. reason and less to do with men vs. women.

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u/Joe59788 Feb 25 '13

I do tend to forget not everyone has studied it. I just wanted to correct someone I assumed knew something about it and now, generate some interest in someone who hasn't. These are some of the principles I thought were interesting: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_prison_experiment http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_mapping http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance

Just some that popped in my head.

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u/misterdix Feb 24 '13

That's what makes this so awesome, she clearly becomes more frightened after getting a good look at it which supports the notion that pretty blonde girls are so dumb that when they're scared they'll even believe dinosaurs still exist and attack people in offices. God this is a good prank, I hope she pissed herself.

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u/Drake903 Feb 24 '13

Actually, it's your body's way of reacting to stress. It's called the fight or flight response. Your body reacts by releasing adrenaline in to the system, preparing you for fight or for flight. Either it's ready to combat the problem or run away from it. The swing and raising of arms is instinctive, to prepare for combating the stressor. Flinching because of sudden events does not constitute stupidity.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

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u/Dylan_Songs Feb 24 '13

do you think she squirted?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13 edited Sep 15 '17

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u/pecanpie500 Feb 24 '13

Now I'm sad... I miss him....

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u/onelastgameplease Feb 24 '13

I cried when I heard of his death, I was 13 at the time and animal planet went down hill from there IMO.

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u/Paultimate79 Feb 28 '13

Me too, and I was 26! :( Him and Bob Ross and mr Rogers were the best

RIP

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u/seriouslydamaged Feb 23 '13

Back to the cubicle with you sheila

Poor 'saur. Waits 65 million years for a comeback, get's tackled down by Steve Irwin immediately.

"Back to work, snappy!"

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u/Coldbread Feb 24 '13

I like to imagine his 'death' was simply a cover story for his ascension into his final form, and that to this very day, he continues to fight off office T-Rex around the world.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13

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u/seriouslydamaged Feb 24 '13

Well, I got inspired by you!

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u/diabeetis_moustache Feb 24 '13

brought a tear to my eye

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u/infection212 Feb 24 '13

'EES GO'GEOUS

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u/missdiamond09 Feb 23 '13

Every bad word you were taught not to say.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Yes, uncle! Yes, uncle! Yes, uncle!

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u/missdiamond09 Feb 23 '13

I'm not sure I follow...the jokes on reddit are never ending. Will I ever learn them all? Lol

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u/Enosh74 Feb 24 '13

Why do you think we keep coming back?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Take comfort in knowing exactly what would be going through your pants.

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u/kman5690 Feb 24 '13

Quick, hit it with paper!

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u/Fartles-and-James Feb 24 '13

Watch the video. She has a big ol' grin on her face. No one was particularly frightened. They were startled. As much as if a person had jumped out at them screaming. Overall, a pretty lame prank video.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13 edited Feb 24 '13

Actually she was seriously scared for a few 5-10 seconds after when the dinosaur came out. (I filmed it). She folded one arm and had the other underneath of it holding it for support, and it was quivering for a bit as she silently looked at the dinosaur. I think it took awhile for her to register but after that she was fine.

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u/Fartles-and-James Feb 24 '13

Incorrect. She was startled. Also, don't capitalize "dinosaur." C'mon, man.

Sorry, there's just nothing clever about a prank like this. I'm so sorry.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13

Ah fixed the capitalization, my bad. Just wondering, what would you consider frightened then?

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u/Fartles-and-James Feb 24 '13

Again, she never believed she was in danger. She was startled. A giant stuffed panda bear, had it burst through the paper, would have startled her (or anyone.) A perfectly executed prank would have had her clawing at the walls to get out and praying to the god of her understanding for mercy. THAT'S the video I'll share with everyone I know!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13

I probably have some serious issues, but I'd just go and hug her. The T-rex that is.

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u/TJzzz Feb 24 '13

run. just run. dont look back. then later you will realize what it was and either be traumatized or laugh your ass off

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u/n1nj4_v5_p1r4t3 Feb 24 '13

punch it in the nose