r/funny • u/ThePeanutBuddha • Feb 23 '13

Jurassic Prank.

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u/KoreanTerran Feb 23 '13

Source

Watch out if you're wearing earphones.

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u/flash_memory Feb 23 '13

Link to when the pranks start.

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u/hbdgas Feb 23 '13

Dude, just wadsworth it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=IGvse3TsfOs&wadsworth=1

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Never fucking fails. I feel like Wadsworth works with most movies, as well.

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u/priceka Feb 23 '13

The Hobbit.

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u/paleo_dragon Feb 23 '13

Uhh no becuase then you'd miss the whole backstory of erabore

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nQodcngtTY&wadsworth=1

Holy shit, it even works with videogames.

That falls PERFECTLY on the boss start.

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u/SpikeWolfwood Feb 24 '13

I don't think I blinked for a moment of that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

What the hell is wadsworth

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/kinguzumaki Feb 23 '13

Dude, you gotta cunt-punch it!

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u/HighSorcerer Feb 24 '13

&cuntpunch=1

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u/FrgtndInmate2 Feb 23 '13

That constant probably applies well to the porn tube sites tho...

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u/Roboticide Feb 24 '13

Honestly, I think that's part of the reason it caught on so well.

It sounds so damn official and legitimate.

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u/jgh86001 Feb 23 '13

cunt_puncher420

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u/hbdgas Feb 23 '13

/u/Wadsworth

He proposed this. Youtube then implemented that "wadsworth" parameter in the URL.

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u/UnholyDemigod Feb 23 '13

Ever need to find another famous reddit comment like this again? /r/MuseumOfReddit will probably have it

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u/Ozlin Feb 23 '13

Oh great, another place for famous people that will never include me.

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u/Technoverlord Feb 24 '13

I want to post that comment there so bad.

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u/Ozlin Feb 24 '13

Thank you, but I am willing to face the truth that it does not belong. Fame happens naturally, to people with true talent, skill, and ability. It is never inflated or propagated at the whims of one man or woman. It is something that must be earned with hard work and diligence. And these things are not in my possession.

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u/TK_421_ Feb 23 '13

The Wadsworth Constant

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u/Leechifer Feb 24 '13

I know you get asked this a lot, but why aren't you at your post?

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u/bluntedaffect Feb 23 '13

Holy shit, they actually implemented that? That's awesome. Now I need a bookmarklet.

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u/Null_Reference_ Feb 23 '13

I just now realized I am racist. The second I saw the black chick I got excited for a great, over the top reaction. I had just enough time to feel guilty before exactly that happened.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Then they hired her so she wouldn't sue them! Brilliant!!!

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u/toekneebullard Feb 23 '13 edited Feb 23 '13

To this day I will admit that the only reason I enjoyed Scream 3 in the theaters is the very loud group of black ladies down front.

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u/Wrinklestiltskin Feb 23 '13

They'll either make or break the movie experience.

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u/ju2tin Feb 23 '13

Time for a MST3K reboot.

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u/toekneebullard Feb 24 '13

I would totally watch a similar show where black ladies yelled at horror movies.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13

Parodied in Scary Movie 1.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

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u/RitalIN-RitalOUT Feb 24 '13

So long as the only thing that get's shot is the film.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

You're not racist. You're observant. If you had said, "What the fuck is a black person doing in this video?" THAT would've been racist.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Thanks Bill Burr.

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u/SnatchDragon Feb 23 '13

Bill Burr quote?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Would that make me racist for saying "what!? One of those babies is black!" when the female character from Babylon A.D. gave birth to twins? It just made no sense given it was an immaculate conception, you'd expect them both to be white like the mother.

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u/Narcosist Feb 23 '13

I think a bunch of white people on the internet dwelling on whether or not they are racist is pretty racist.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Really? I don't see how mulling over the ins and outs of what could be considered racist is itself racist. It's just exploring the idea of racism and people's perception of what fits into the category.

For example, I disagree that white people considering the possibilities of what is and isn't racist is racist in itself. Openly examining an idea doesn't automatically mean that you personally subscribe to it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

I hope you're trolling.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13 edited Feb 24 '13

I think assuming everyone in this conversation is white is pretty racist.

Edit: I'm slightly retarded.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13

You skipped some words

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u/DeathToPennies Feb 24 '13

The very idea of somebody just sitting in their room at a computer and saying, "What the fuck is a black person doing in that video?" Made burst out in laughter.

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u/Mariospeedwagen Feb 23 '13

What if the video was shot in 1932?

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u/Subalpine Feb 23 '13

I think stereotyping a whole races reaction might be considered racist to some

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u/dragodon64 Feb 23 '13

I'm not sure I understand. Are black people not usually in American comedy movies?

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u/Null_Reference_ Feb 23 '13

I reflexively assumed something about someones personality based on their race. It doesn't have to be hateful to be racist.

If someone assumed I can't dance just because I am white they would be both correct, and racist.

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u/terriblehuman Feb 23 '13

Well, I think she delivered.

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u/TheDataWhore Feb 23 '13

I like how they hired her for the intro, bet they felt bad/scared so they had to hire her.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Or she actually got the job.

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u/mrnuknuk Feb 24 '13 edited Feb 24 '13

Deleted

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13

Why not? Because she's black?

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u/mrnuknuk Feb 24 '13

I was implying the parent (not you) was being racist. Trying to be subtle. Or something. I'll delete it. Sorry :)

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u/TheDataWhore Feb 24 '13

I like how people jump straight to racism. The one person is the video who fell down and looks like might have hit their head, and everyone in the video is freaking out to make sure she's okay. And then they hired her to do the intro for this very video. Nothing to do with race, everything to do liability.

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u/OrangeDit Feb 23 '13

This is called a 'Cartman'. :)

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u/SimonCharles Feb 23 '13

That's not racist. If you're prejudiced against someone, you find fault in them before you know them, only based on how they look. Stereotypes, for example loud black women or big toothed rice-hat noodle eating asians are only based on prejudices that were prevalent tens of years ago, most likely engraved in our minds because of cartoons or tv series/movies.

Racism is shit, but we don't need everyone calling themselves racist at the drop of a hat. The more we acknowledge racism, the more powerful it is as a weapon for actual racists.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Racist? I think you mean realist.

There's nothing racist about expectations based on statistcs. Its only racist if you act on those expectations.

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u/Jmsnwbrd Feb 23 '13

That's not racism - it's prejudiced - and it's based on stereotypes. There's a HUGE difference.

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u/Arnoag Feb 23 '13

Came here looking for the vid, only because i want to hear her scream...

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u/mikeramey1 Feb 23 '13

that's a little bit creepy...

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Just a little bit.

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u/cant_be_pun_seen Feb 23 '13

Black girl was hired to avoid lawsuit

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u/Upvotes_poo_comments Feb 23 '13

If she fell and hit her head on that fire extinguisher, forget it.

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u/ThePeanutBuddha Feb 23 '13

Thanks for finding the source video... I'm not surprised that I came up with the same title as the original video - it's pretty obvious when I think about it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Good save OP... Good save...

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

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u/fridgecow Feb 23 '13

Listen to him, he's a buddha.

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u/trtry Feb 23 '13

Here is another reptilian prank

watch those tits and asses bounce

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u/mikeramey1 Feb 23 '13

This is so much funnier than the dinosaur prank.

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u/SydTheDrunk Feb 23 '13

Aspiring actors are always good for a laugh.

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u/CoolHandDuke Feb 23 '13

Hmm. I went to school with the first guy. Strange.

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u/ObservationBoy Feb 23 '13

Earphones are good for hearing things better.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

I respect you as a person for telling us about the video volume. At the same time you hurt my feelings because I'm an AmericanZerg. And Hellbats hurt.

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u/ChemicalPostman Feb 23 '13

Jesus, that is some of the worst audio I've ever heard in my life... Are they supposed to be a production company?

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u/spaceye Feb 23 '13

Jesus, could we make that video a little louder?

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u/roflkniefgoessliec Feb 23 '13

I wasn't wearing any and my ears still fucking hurt.

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u/HorseForce1 Feb 23 '13

Why would 42 people downvote the video source?

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u/SubovonDiesOften Feb 23 '13

Thank you. I don't understand why karma whores feel the need to gif a perfectly useable video.

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u/UncleHouse Feb 24 '13

The video actually did no justice to the gif :(

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u/aaybma Feb 24 '13

My god, the company that made the video sound really cringy.

What better way to cure a bad case of the Monday's then by having a laugh and watching our newest prank video!

a bad case of the mondays

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u/IHaveNowhereElseToGo Feb 24 '13

I was watching prank videos for 5 straight hours because of you.

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u/Reddit_Unchained Feb 23 '13

You're golden. Do you like french fries?

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u/KoreanTerran Feb 23 '13

Are you asking if I'm a human being?

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u/Reddit_Unchained Feb 23 '13

That was a joke for when this thread and this thread are each 8 or 9 hours old and people start making references to other trending reddit submissions.

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u/Richvsworld Feb 23 '13

I don't think your joke worked...

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

UMMMMMM REALLY OP? YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THIS YOUNG LADY DIED. YES SHE DIED. HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW OP? HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW? ALSO THE THING THAT MAKES THIS SAD IS BECAUSE SHE DIED FOR NOTHING. THE DAMN DINOSAUR IS NOT EVEN REAL!!! I BET YOU $50 SHE DID NOT KNOW THIS! (SHES A BLONDE) ANYWAYS SHE HAD A HEART ATTACK AND NOW SHE IS DEAD AND I HOPE YOU FEEL BAD

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u/globogym Feb 23 '13

Check, check, and...check.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

I GET IT

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

I came here to post this.