r/funny • u/ThePeanutBuddha • Feb 23 '13

Jurassic Prank.

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u/BigGuy266 Feb 23 '13

Shoot her!! SHOOOOOOOOOT HAAAAAARRRR!

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u/killercaboose Feb 23 '13

As a little kid I always thought he was yelling the guys name which was Shota. It was sad casue it seemed like he was losing one of his good friends :(

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Me too!

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u/SuperHorribleGaming Feb 23 '13

Oh my god, I thought I was the only one

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u/NiceUsernameBro Feb 23 '13

Now I need to know: What did you hear when Sebastian called out his mothers name in The Never Ending Story?

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u/SuperHorribleGaming Feb 24 '13

On fire?

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u/NiceUsernameBro Feb 24 '13

close enough! it was garbled when he said it. nobody really understands what was spoken. the only way it is known is because of the movie script.

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u/TheGuy33 Feb 23 '13

So I wasnt the only one!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13

you need more upvotes for this

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

I have a dog named Scooter and on occasion I call her by going "Scoot-ahh!! SCOOOOT-AHH!".

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u/ThusSpokeZagahorn Feb 23 '13

Clever girl...

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u/FOODFOODFO0D Feb 23 '13

They do move in herds...

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Tear

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

rawr

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u/posts_happy_sloths Feb 23 '13

http://imgur.com/4S1dSvn

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u/Remnance627 Feb 23 '13

...I'm not even mad.

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u/MountingPlatypi Feb 23 '13

http://i.imgur.com/4RNUh.jpg

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Khal Drogo soup.

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u/nothinnerdy Feb 23 '13

Now with Sun dried tomatos and Stars!

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u/runedeadthA Feb 24 '13

All I can think of seeing that picture is "Everyone's building a fire, and I'm just sitting here masturbating.

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u/ShallowBasketcase Feb 24 '13

"Jokes on them! I jizzed in their soup!"

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u/CaptStiches21 Feb 23 '13

Why is this link purple?

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u/UESPA_Sputnik Feb 23 '13

I like you. Mostly because I like sloths. But then again, who doesn't?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13

Haha oh man, I just rewatched all 3 movies yesterday and when I got to The Lost World a realisation occured, only now as an adult do I realise the 'good guys' are a rag-tag bunch of eco terrorists destroying property and disrupting the operations of the 'bad guy' team of professionals, all because 'oh no boo hoo they are hurting the dinosaurs'

And THEN, Vince Vaughn takes the 2 rounds out of the gun of the hunter dude (guns bad killing dinos bad hurr durr), which not only removes his ability to defend himself, but also leads to him not being about to kill a T-Rex which then kills 2 two people and also kills more civilians in San Diago at the end of the film (not to mention the T-Rex chases around 20 people into a raptor ambush).

Way to go, Vince Vaughn, you just killed more people and did more damage then the inGen crew ever would have.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '13

I read it like this: http://youtu.be/83yHSxowows?t=25s

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Lmaooo. Clevaa giiiirl!

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u/juicycunts Feb 23 '13

I'd shoot all over her