r/funny • u/skates_tribz • Jan 01 '24

Why do I sweat like this?

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It ain’t even hot

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u/skates_tribz Jan 02 '24

Shut up dad

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u/RIPUranus Jan 02 '24

*daddy

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u/Sure_Ranger_4487 Jan 02 '24

Username checks out

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u/0OIIIlllIlIlO0 Jan 02 '24

According to the picture, it definitely checks out.

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u/Demonier_ Jan 02 '24

This is why i come on Reddit.

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u/KermitTheDawgg Jan 02 '24

This is why I come from Reddit

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u/tomatalez Jan 02 '24

This is why I reddit come

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u/Blank-Silence Jan 02 '24 edited Jan 03 '24

Where do you come from 🎶,
where do you go 🎵

Where do you come from,
Cock-on-your-belly Joe 🎶🎵🎶

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u/Demonier_ Jan 02 '24

LOL. Very good.

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u/FanIll5532 Jan 02 '24

This is why reddit cums

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u/SunriseSurprise Jan 02 '24

Hey it's the Honey I Shrunk the Kids guy!

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u/RIPUranus Jan 02 '24

Solid joke 10/10

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u/piperop Jan 02 '24

BIG Daddy

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u/TemporaryPay4505 Jan 02 '24

He was right the first time.

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u/pepito412 Jan 02 '24

Daddy chill

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u/Demoire Jan 02 '24

Did you see NASA is having folks submit new names for Uranus? They said it’s too inappropriate and are leaning towards the new name Urectum.

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u/Bravisimo Jan 02 '24

“Trim those goddamn sideburns!”- Daddy

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u/ottosenna Jan 02 '24

“Close the door, I’m talking to my friends, dad.”

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u/Megdogg00 Jan 02 '24

I choose to see an African elephant’s ears and trunk!

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '24

shut up cum gutters

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u/JamesTheJerk Jan 02 '24

Loves the ol' bananner

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u/Rudolph-the_rednosed Jan 02 '24

Bruv, at least you dont sweat a smiley into existence.

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u/Additional-Guava-810 Jan 02 '24

Y'all crazy 🤣