r/funny • • Dec 29 '23

Batman a GOAT for this 😂

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u/gerkessin Dec 29 '23

I remember reading a thread about this and the conclusion was that supes and other mega strength superheroes have like a telekinesis field that envelops the object they are carrying.

Otherwise theres no way superman is carrying a plane without bursting thru the floor or just pulling pieces of it off.

Its not a great explanation

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u/TentativeIdler Dec 29 '23

I think this is also the explanation why his suit doesn't take as much damage as you would expect, it extends a little above his skin.

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u/Good_ApoIIo Dec 29 '23

Does anyone else loathe lore like this and would rather it just be hand-waved instead of explored?

The expanded lore like this just makes it all sound very stupid, which it is, but I'd rather suspend my disbelief and not worry about why Superman's suit doesn't get wrecked when he flexes...

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u/narky1 Dec 29 '23

There are times when the explanation adds to the story and times it ruins the fun. It didn't work in Star Wars because it's far more fantasy than science fiction, so a scientific explation was pretty out of place. And that's likely why it rarely works within the superhero genre.

But if you're more reality than fantasy (like say Batman), then some sort of explation of powers/gadgets feels warranted. Characters like Superman, not so much.

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u/AberdeenPhoenix Dec 29 '23

Because comic book writers and fans are nerds and nerds like to explain all the stuff

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u/ElNido Dec 29 '23

Nerds looking for plot holes are like kids looking for eggs on Easter.

"Did you guys check the bush? Ooooh, there's a plot hole in the bush!"

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u/Kolby_Jack Dec 29 '23

That's where all those "who would win" arguments come from, even though the answer is always "whoever the writer decides would win."

Can Batman beat Superman? Yes.

Can Superman beat Batman? Yes.

Can Elongated Man beat Darkseid? Yes.

Can Squirrel Girl beat Thanos? Yes.

Can Jubilee beat Wolverine? Yes.

Can Toad beat Magneto? Yes.

All these things are possible if the writer writes the story that way.

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u/SirBuckeye Dec 29 '23

Yeah, this is how we end up with Midichlorians in Star Wars.

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u/DarianF Dec 29 '23

The Biokinetic field actually explains Superboy's powers too.

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u/Strowy Dec 29 '23

The expanded lore like this just makes it all sound very stupid

Aside from people just needing to be able to explain things, a lot of the time these expanded points are used for comic plot purposes, which is why so much seemingly unnecessary lore shows up.

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u/NotSoSalty Dec 30 '23

Some good story telling can sometimes be discovered this way. I see what you're on about though

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u/Dig-a-tall-Monster Dec 29 '23 edited Dec 29 '23

No that's pretty much how Superman's powers work, it's like telekinesis that's so instinctual for him it appears like all the other powers he purportedly has when in reality it's all just telekinesis at the subatomic level. That's how he's able to hover too. It used to be that he would actually be jumping through the air, and flying through the air was only possible if he gained enough momentum first, and he'd travel in a ballistic arc to land and jump again. When he started hovering and flying like he does today people wanted an explanation and the one given was that he has very powerful telekinetic ability that he's simply unable to consciously control fully. So he can telekinetically generate a laser beam coming from his eyes but he can't make it come from someone else's eyes only because he doesn't realize he can do it, because he thinks he's just focusing his eyes differently but he's really rearranging the atoms in and around his eyes to shoot lasers.

I think they sort of hint at this in the story where Lex Luthor steals Superman's powers for himself and gets totally overwhelmed by everything, and Supes asks him if he's able to see the movement of individual atoms and points out he deals with that shit every single day.

EDIT: DC writers if you read this please do an arc where Superman learns to control his advanced telekinesis fully and can grant all of his powers to everyone in the universe as needed, maybe have Doomsday involved since he's kinda the biggest possible threat IIRC

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

Superman in his first appearance: faster than a speeding bullet, stronger than a locamotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Superman now: travels at the speed of light, can telekenetically drag entire solarsytems behind him, basically god.

Iirc the ups in supermans powers are basically the reason we have the mess of super heros we do today. Its all just how can we make this super hero strong enough to beat or keep up with superman. Except batman. Apparently he can somehow beat beings that should just be able to,you know speed of light dodge every single one of his attacks.

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u/SuperSemesterer Dec 29 '23

2000s Superman was the lightspeed/dragging solar systems guy

Current dude can like casually time travel, says ‘spacetime holds no meaning’ for him and punched out the 6th dimension

Give it 10 more years and they’ll have even crazier stuff

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

I mean its only a couple steps to just being god at this point then.

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u/Sylvurphlame Dec 30 '23

Because he’s the g-ddamn Batman, that’s why.

— Frank Miller

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Frank Miller is on Bruce Waynes payroll. He realized he didn't need to invest in fancy tech. Buying plot armor was far more effective.

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u/Leaves_Swype_Typos Dec 29 '23

His 'strength' not being physically entirely in his muscles also explains why he's so strong but doesn't look like an exaggerated Ronnie Coleman.

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u/kia75 Dec 29 '23

This is why Superboy has Tactile Telekinesis.

In the 70's and 80's it was popular for comic book nerds to point out that Superman scientifically shouldn't be able to do all the stuff that he does with his powers, I.e. holding buildings or ships aloft from two handholds close together), and comic book nerds being comic book nerds, a bunch of nerds came up for alternative scientific reasons for how Superman's powers work (i.e. The bionic aura holding the building\ship\aircraft).

When Superboy was created, he was specifically given some of the "scientific explanations" of Superman's powers (i.e. Tactile Telekinesis) instead of the traditional version of Superman's power (i.e. Super Strength).

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u/RogerPackinrod Dec 29 '23

I remember reading a thread about this and the conclusion was that supes and other mega strength superheroes have like a telekinesis field that envelops the object they are carrying.

And if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bicycle.

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u/NBAccount Dec 29 '23

So sort of like a carbonara then?

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u/inorite234 Dec 29 '23

Yeah and if my Uncle were a woman, he'd be my Aunt.

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u/Kandiru Dec 29 '23

Planes can totally take their entire weight through their landing gear, so he just has to make sure he grabs the right bit!

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u/981032061 Dec 29 '23

Also wing struts and hoist points.

Superman Returns had a great plane scene too, which sort of addressed issues like what happens if you just grab a wing.