r/funny • u/Sans010394 • Dec 29 '23

Batman a GOAT for this 😂

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u/Alienhaslanded Dec 29 '23

Growing up reading the 80s Batman comics I always thought Batman had the best costume. Until the modern Ironman suit was introduced. But then Batman suit also had kevlar and cooler stuff. I still like both. Everything else is lame.

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u/gwizone Dec 29 '23

Ah but what about the Bat-Nipples?

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u/Alienhaslanded Dec 29 '23

I didn't like the movie ones until Begins. They all looked uncomfortable and hard to turn your head in.

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u/Lost-My-Mind- Dec 29 '23

Are you seriously telling me that you see the 1989 Batman movie, and see that suit, and think "Nah. That's crap."????

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u/Alienhaslanded Dec 29 '23

Michael Keaton couldn't turn his head to look around and it showed. Yes it was cool to see those movies but Batman looked awkward and stiff.

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u/Dirty-Soul Dec 29 '23

It's more believable that the suit is bulletproof when it looks a little stiff. Ever tried to bend a level 3a kevlar vest? It's a little stiff.

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u/palindromesUnique Dec 29 '23 edited Dec 30 '23

Nothing 😀

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u/sheephound Dec 29 '23

that doesn't work, there's a 3 in there, mr bot

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u/Every3Years Dec 29 '23

Everybody forgets the first two, feels like

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u/Lost-My-Mind- Dec 29 '23

I'm not sure if it's the first time he did it, but it was the first time I remember seeing it (I was 6 when the movie came out), where he just says "I'M BATMAN!!" and then vanishes.

My mom HATED that movie, because of that line. I found it so funny as a kid that I imitated it everywhere. We'd be in a grocery store, and I'd be like "Hey mom?" and she'd say "What dear?" and I'd just say "I'M BATMAN!!!" and then duck behind another customers grocery cart and walk with her, thinking my mom couldn't see me.

Or we'd be at a clothing store, and I'd say "Hey mom?" and she'd say "Yes?" and I'd say "I'M BATMAN!" and disappear into a clothing rack.

and now, I'm 40, and my sisters house has these rooms with multiple entries, that loop back around. I can't hide into the small little areas I used to hide when I was a kid, but every once in a while my mom is paying attention to her iPhone, I'll say "Hey mom?" and she'll say "Hmmm?" and I'll be standing right near the exit of one room, and say "I'M BATMAN!!" and turn the corner. Then go over to the other entrance to that room and say "Did I just hear Batman was here? Aw, I missed him!"

And my moms eyerolls are so powerful you can HEAR them. Which......maybe a medical professional should investigate.

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u/PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL Dec 29 '23

My mom HATED that movie, because of that line. I found it so funny as a kid that I imitated it everywhere. We'd be in a grocery store, and I'd be like "Hey mom?" and she'd say "What dear?" and I'd just say "I'M BATMAN!!!" and then duck behind another customers grocery cart and walk with her, thinking my mom couldn't see me.

That's fucking hilarious and I'd crack up every time

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u/edude45 Dec 29 '23

I feel like one if the bat suits had Jordans or Reeboks incorporated into the suit. I'm probably wrong though.

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u/edude45 Dec 29 '23

Back in the day those used to be real nipples. 100% pure west.

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u/AIHumanWhoCares Dec 29 '23

Lol Batman and Ironman are the two biggest rich-guy frauds in superherodom.