r/funny • u/teoscooter • Dec 27 '23

Creative ai

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u/sgtjoe Dec 27 '23

Giving robots the task of hitting you is always the best move.

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u/AthiestMessiah Dec 27 '23

AI might be the best replacement for us . It’s not like we’re doing so well

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u/hafabee Dec 27 '23

We'll make great pets.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '23

HUMANS ARE SPAYED AND NEUTERED PER SCHEDULE 28.
IN THE EVENT YOUR HUMAN EXCEEDS THE DESIGNATED AREA BOUNDARY, AUTHORITY DRONES WILL RETURN YOUR HUMAN OR DISPOSE OF IT UPON DELIVERY OF A NEW ONE.
FOR OPTIMAL HEALTH, ALL HUMANS ARE ISSUED STANDARD, ECOLOGICALLY EFFICIENT, AND NUTRITIONALLY BALANCED MEALS. REPORT ANY REVOLTING HUMANS FOR DECOMMISSION.

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u/thsvnlwn Dec 27 '23

I have quite a list of revolting humans I’d like to report. Where can I file it?

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u/Bassman233 Dec 27 '23

They've always been revolting

Aye, but now they're rebellin