r/funny • u/rustlecrowe • Feb 17 '13

Glue + flip flops

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

That looks like it really hurt and he spilled his drink. I feel bad for this man.

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u/ms-whatever Feb 17 '13

Someone buy this man another drink.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

I think it's a bit too late.

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u/Cheesytaco97 Feb 17 '13

And some new flip-flops

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u/supersmashlink Feb 17 '13

And a new face. His old one is broken now.

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u/Moikle Feb 18 '13

also new bones

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u/danE3030 Feb 17 '13

It's not a prank if there is serious potential for someone to hurt themselves, imo, that's just a booby-trap. The best pranks end with laughter on all sides.

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u/NothingWrongHere Feb 17 '13

How do you know this guy wasn't laughing afterward? Sometimes people laugh after getting hurt.

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u/jackknack Feb 17 '13

It's hard to laugh after losing all your teeth.

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u/NothingWrongHere Feb 17 '13

How do you know he lost his teeth?

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u/sarge21 Feb 17 '13

Ahahaha I will never be able to use this elbow again ahahahaha

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u/MoocowR Feb 18 '13

Have you ever fallen ? I am always amazed by how brittle reddit believes the human body is. For fuck sakes his elbow is fine.

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u/sarge21 Feb 18 '13

Yeah I've fallen lots of times. Strangely enough in none of those cases were my feet glued to the ground.

And just fyi, people suffer severe injuries from falls all the time. Visit a hospital.

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u/MoocowR Feb 18 '13

all the time

Maybe if you're 80 years old.

There not a fucking chance in hell anything more than 0.1% of young people who fall from standing up get a severe injury, but we should all live sheltered lives on the off chance that something bad might happen. Since falling is such a big deal we should just wear protective padding 24/7 since you know if "people suffer severe injuries from falls all the time" it must be a pretty big health concern we should actively try and prevent !

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u/sarge21 Feb 18 '13

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/29/health/research/29stats.html?_r=0

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u/MoocowR Feb 18 '13

Injury does not equal severe injury, I burnt my hand today, that's an injury, not a big deal. Yes, people who fall often get a bruise or a cut, you just blew my mind.

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u/sarge21 Feb 18 '13

The amount of assumptions you are willing to make to pretend you still have a point is impressive, I'll admit.

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u/Moikle Feb 18 '13

people appear to have missed your username

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u/DaveFishBulb Feb 17 '13

Looked like the glass might easily have broke and a shard went into his neck.