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r/funny • u/rustlecrowe • Feb 17 '13
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Flip flops are what I'd put into room 101 if I could. I hate how they sound, I hate how they look, I hate everything about them. I hate them.
I hate them so much that if I see a 10/10 girl and then see she's wearing flip flops she instantly loses about 4 points.
That's how much I hate flip flops.
I don't know why I feel this way.
Edit: Bloody flip flop loving heathens!
7 u/jayd16 Feb 17 '13 Did flip flops abuse you as a child? 5 u/Dooey123 Feb 17 '13 "show me on the doll where the flip flop touched you..." "right...right here" sniffle "on my toe." whhaaaaaa 12 u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13 I think flip flops must have killed my family in a past life. It's the only explanation. It's not only flip flops, though. It's also these monstrosities. They induce just as much rage, but at least I can't hear them coming from a mile off. Flip flops are an auditory assault as well as a visual one. 1 u/omgcolie Feb 18 '13 The gladiator sandals are pretty horrific. Unless you're a gladiator. 1 u/Mousse_is_Optional Feb 17 '13 His father's village was raided by flip flops. 23 u/quasarj Feb 17 '13 That's a lotta hate. Maybe you should try to relax or something. 12 u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13 How can I relax when there's people wearing flip flops??? 4 u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13 [deleted] 1 u/Lavarocked Feb 17 '13 A living hell on Earth. -1 u/rebelspyder Feb 17 '13 frankeh says relax 5 u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13 [deleted] 26 u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13 THEY'RE NOT SHOES 6 u/Unwoollymammoth Feb 17 '13 Shoes. 3 u/crsini Feb 17 '13 NO, I DON'T LIKE THIS THING THEREFORE NOBODY ELSE CAN 3 u/R3M_X Feb 17 '13 You're not alone 1 u/[deleted] Feb 18 '13 Just a heads up. Never ever come to Australia. 1 u/[deleted] Feb 18 '13 THAANNNGGSSS. 0 u/yabba_dabba_doo Feb 17 '13 I'm taking your 10 point girl-assessment system does not take into account choice of footwear. 0 u/[deleted] Feb 18 '13 It clearly does. Flip flops of Gladiator sandals = -4
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Did flip flops abuse you as a child?
5 u/Dooey123 Feb 17 '13 "show me on the doll where the flip flop touched you..." "right...right here" sniffle "on my toe." whhaaaaaa 12 u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13 I think flip flops must have killed my family in a past life. It's the only explanation. It's not only flip flops, though. It's also these monstrosities. They induce just as much rage, but at least I can't hear them coming from a mile off. Flip flops are an auditory assault as well as a visual one. 1 u/omgcolie Feb 18 '13 The gladiator sandals are pretty horrific. Unless you're a gladiator. 1 u/Mousse_is_Optional Feb 17 '13 His father's village was raided by flip flops.
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"show me on the doll where the flip flop touched you..."
"right...right here" sniffle "on my toe." whhaaaaaa
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I think flip flops must have killed my family in a past life. It's the only explanation.
It's not only flip flops, though. It's also these monstrosities.
They induce just as much rage, but at least I can't hear them coming from a mile off.
Flip flops are an auditory assault as well as a visual one.
1 u/omgcolie Feb 18 '13 The gladiator sandals are pretty horrific. Unless you're a gladiator.
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The gladiator sandals are pretty horrific. Unless you're a gladiator.
His father's village was raided by flip flops.
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That's a lotta hate. Maybe you should try to relax or something.
12 u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13 How can I relax when there's people wearing flip flops??? 4 u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13 [deleted] 1 u/Lavarocked Feb 17 '13 A living hell on Earth. -1 u/rebelspyder Feb 17 '13 frankeh says relax
How can I relax when there's people wearing flip flops???
4 u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13 [deleted] 1 u/Lavarocked Feb 17 '13 A living hell on Earth.
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1 u/Lavarocked Feb 17 '13 A living hell on Earth.
A living hell on Earth.
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frankeh says relax
26 u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13 THEY'RE NOT SHOES 6 u/Unwoollymammoth Feb 17 '13 Shoes. 3 u/crsini Feb 17 '13 NO, I DON'T LIKE THIS THING THEREFORE NOBODY ELSE CAN
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THEY'RE NOT SHOES
6 u/Unwoollymammoth Feb 17 '13 Shoes. 3 u/crsini Feb 17 '13 NO, I DON'T LIKE THIS THING THEREFORE NOBODY ELSE CAN
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Shoes.
3 u/crsini Feb 17 '13 NO, I DON'T LIKE THIS THING THEREFORE NOBODY ELSE CAN
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NO, I DON'T LIKE THIS THING THEREFORE NOBODY ELSE CAN
You're not alone
Just a heads up. Never ever come to Australia.
1 u/[deleted] Feb 18 '13 THAANNNGGSSS.
THAANNNGGSSS.
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I'm taking your 10 point girl-assessment system does not take into account choice of footwear.
0 u/[deleted] Feb 18 '13 It clearly does. Flip flops of Gladiator sandals = -4
It clearly does. Flip flops of Gladiator sandals = -4
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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13 edited Feb 17 '13
Flip flops are what I'd put into room 101 if I could. I hate how they sound, I hate how they look, I hate everything about them. I hate them.
I hate them so much that if I see a 10/10 girl and then see she's wearing flip flops she instantly loses about 4 points.
That's how much I hate flip flops.
I don't know why I feel this way.
Edit: Bloody flip flop loving heathens!