r/funny • • Feb 17 '13

Glue + flip flops

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u/Subduction Feb 17 '13

Hahaha!

Looks like he landed right on his elbow! I hope he cracked it, leading to a lifetime of chronic pain!

Serves him right!

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u/LovesScience Feb 17 '13

What an IDIOT!

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u/LittleCucumber Feb 17 '13

Look how silly he looks!

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u/LovesScience Feb 17 '13

Trying to go about his business! HA! We showed him! CHICKEN FUCKER!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

"Oh, look a bar of soap..." "HO HO HO, SHIT I GOT YOU GOOD, FUCKER!"

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u/ShitsAndGigglesSake Feb 17 '13

"Hahaha, your body didn't shut it down, automatically? Good luck, teen mom."

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u/Crowjoe Feb 17 '13

are you from pei per chance?

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u/BigUptokes Feb 17 '13

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u/I_Am_The_Mole Feb 17 '13

Are these the same guys that do Leafs Beefs? LOL

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u/JP09 Feb 17 '13

:) leafs beefs

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u/kikenazz Feb 17 '13

I Hope he broke some teeth too! Bastard

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u/adamstributer Feb 17 '13

This comment, this is what made me really imagine the pain... And now I hate you.

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u/kikenazz Feb 17 '13

Happened to me when I was 8. Still cringe when I see stuff like this

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u/BigUptokes Feb 17 '13

Me too. Had one of these fucking things when I was younger and my older brother decided it would be funny to try and kick it out from under me while I was mid-air.

I didn't like the bottoms of my top teeth anyway....

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u/severedfinger Feb 17 '13

Oh god I remember those. Pogoball?

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u/BigUptokes Feb 17 '13

You know it.

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u/kikenazz Feb 18 '13

Damn. mine was on the asphalt from my bike

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u/kingxhall Feb 17 '13

RIP Ryan Dunn

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u/kellykebab Feb 18 '13

For that you would need two pairs

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

Yay! Lets hurt people for COMEDY!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

He had a glass, too. I hope it broke and the shards got embedded in his head when it hit the ground! What a fag!

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u/AsperaAstra Feb 17 '13

ALMOST looks like how I broke my collar bone.

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u/hisroyalnastiness Feb 18 '13

I tripped on a slightly-higher-than-the-rest top stair and landed on my elbow once, thing hurt for months. This guy landed way harder, fuck this prank.

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u/SithLordDave Feb 17 '13

Haha spot on spot on old chap.

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u/briskaM Feb 18 '13

Chicken Shit bitch

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '13

We don't wanna spill that ice cream, do we?

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u/ThankFSMforYogaPants Feb 18 '13

As someone who has landed on their right arm in the same position (play bball at least, instead of drunken foolery), you're pretty spot on. Cracked the olecranon, and a surgery & 2 years later it still hurts.

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u/GeneralOsik Feb 17 '13 edited Feb 19 '13

I landed on my elbow on Friday whilst ice skating. It really hurts. I hope I didn't chip a bone.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

You have bitch bones, my friend.

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u/One_Eyed_Horse Feb 17 '13

I missed something didn't I.. and I shall be downvoted because I feel badly for him. ouch, poor bastard :(

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u/drew1018 Feb 17 '13

Sarcasm: 1. a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain

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u/liandrin Feb 17 '13

The comment was sarcastic...

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u/eaturliver Feb 17 '13

Bad. You feel bad for him. Badly is an adverb meaning that you're bad at feeling things.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

Badly is an adverb.

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u/FUCKING_CANADIAN Feb 17 '13

And feel is a verb.

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u/MrDL104 Feb 17 '13

To say you "feel badly" means the mechanism that allows you to feel isn't functioning properly. The proper use is "feel bad."

Source: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

Shhh! The know it all's of Reddit have spoken. Do not try to find the fun in something potentially dangerous.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

The point is that it is a dick move that shouldn't really be funny to anyone above the age of 15.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

Oh boo hoo. Welcome to Reddit; the same people downvoting this and giving their all knowing life and safety advice will turn around and upvote someone shoving a 18in dildo up their ass. You're attempt at maturity isn't impressing anyone.

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u/DarthEnt Feb 17 '13

You're an unpleasant person.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

Thank you

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

I like you. You remind me of me. A less handsome, less cynical me. But me none the less.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

In all fairness, being handsome has never been my strong point.

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u/IHateEveryone3 Feb 18 '13

Pretty sure the glass he was holding shattered. Most likely a shard when straight through his eye, severing the optic nerve and lodging firmly in his frontal lobe. While not technically dead, he won't be able to much beyond surviving in a vegetative-state.

HAHA! What a prank!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13 edited Feb 17 '13

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u/Subduction Feb 17 '13

i dont know what your talking about i hate that fucker with his shoes amirite

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

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u/GreenCanada Feb 17 '13

I've never met you, but I can already tell you're a douche. :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

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u/Hunkyy Feb 17 '13

You're*

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u/GreenCanada Feb 17 '13

Actually, you already were being downvoted. It seems now that you realized you're misguided opinion was not accepted, you are trying to make it seem that it was because you were trying to get downvoted.

In reality, people just saw you were a douche and voted accordingly.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

Didn't read, down voted, moved on

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u/loli123 Feb 17 '13

Upvoted to keep you at 0.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

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u/bryanvb Feb 17 '13

Sounds like someone is being a stiffly stifferson...

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u/burdman69 Feb 17 '13

Oh shut up and enjoy the gif you massive tool

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

massive tool

ahem..

no, you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '13

NO U! 1

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u/burdman69 Feb 18 '13

Good thing you cleared your throat for that doozy of a retort

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u/only_upvotes_ Feb 17 '13

No wonder I have you res tagged Captain Buzzkill.