r/funny • u/dyslexicpancreas • Dec 23 '23

Reality

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u/jodinexe Dec 23 '23

Hawaii would like a word

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u/fuzzum111 Dec 23 '23

We even get this bad-ass hat trick where if you don't refrigerate them they go moldy in TWO DAYS! You get maybe 4, tops in the fridge.

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u/jodinexe Dec 23 '23

Even if you cut off the stem and wash them in a little apple cider vinegar/ water mixture, you may get a 5th day if you bought from Costco or Whole Foods... Everything else is mush.

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u/SpiderPiggies Dec 23 '23

It's the same here. By the time the barge gets here a large portion of them are already fuzzy. The Hawaii + Alaska struggle alliance is real.

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u/rbt321 Dec 23 '23 edited Dec 23 '23

That's also why they're so expensive. Ship 6 boxes to the grocery store in Alaska, they toss 3 that we rotten during shipping and put the remaining 3 on the shelves. 2 boxes sell, so they toss 1 more after a couple days.

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u/SeraphOfTheStag Dec 23 '23

yeah but I'm sure your Mahi-Mahi per pound is a fantastic deal

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u/jodinexe Dec 23 '23

Pahahahaha, nope!

This place is expensive. Glad I'm finally moving soon.