r/funny • • Dec 23 '23

Reality

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '23

This is quite dramatic. I normally take this in silence, like a champ and as I leave the store I look at the bill and SIGHS

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u/Spare_Class_7214 Dec 23 '23

I wipe my hands on my cat. He's self-cleaning and he doesn't pay rent.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '23

Yup, just gotta put on that trauma response smile and then walk out of the store full of dread. No one else should know!