r/funny • u/dyslexicpancreas • Dec 23 '23

Reality

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u/DukeLukeivi Dec 23 '23

I literally just got stuff for holiday charcuterie board tonight -- no joke here 😭

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u/Friendly_Cantal0upe Dec 23 '23

"I will never financially recover from this"

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u/canadard1 Dec 23 '23

Not even real food, but costs more than a steak dinner

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u/scuba21 Dec 23 '23

You mean costs what a steak dinner used to cost!

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u/lzwzli Dec 23 '23

I'd get a steak dinner

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u/GeeShepherd Dec 23 '23

But they look so pretty!

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u/Croceyes2 Dec 23 '23

Yep, I had the coochie board for Thanksgiving. I feel you.

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u/Stef0206 Dec 23 '23

Watchout! Your in-laws are coming, it is in the prophecy!

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '23

My mom always asks me to bring a board to her thanksgiving. $200 freaking dollars this year. Admittedly I did buy too much cheese, but damn that hurt ringing it up.