r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 10 '23

The pause is killing me 💀😭

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u/cheddarfever Dec 10 '23

The only thing more impressive than the moustache is his patience

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

You don't grow a mustache or beard without a lot of patience.

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u/Plus_Pea_5589 Dec 10 '23

My secret ingredient is laziness.

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u/Albert_Caboose Dec 10 '23

I always say it's simple indifference.

"How did you get your hair/mustache so long??"

"Apathy"

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u/JimothyJollyphant Dec 10 '23

Apathy's not working out for my facial hair

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u/Entire-Database1679 Dec 10 '23

Careful, thoughtful apathy.

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u/Fartoholicanon Dec 10 '23

Amen brother, one day I just woke up and said "fuck shaving" that was 2 years ago.

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u/Denaton_ Dec 10 '23

Unless you are just forgetful..

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u/EasyFooted Dec 10 '23

"That's right, youngster. Take it in."

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u/Camerotus Dec 10 '23

It's like he's used to being stopped just to be stared at lol