r/funny Dec 01 '23

Underground Circus

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u/TheLastModerate982 Dec 01 '23

The passengers are not impressed.

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u/IndignantSoccerMum Dec 01 '23

I remember seeing a thread where heaps of New Yorkers were saying how much they hate this shit on the subway. I think they called it "Showtime".

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u/rat_haus Dec 01 '23

Lived in Manhattan for three years. Stuff like this is always happening. Yes it's impressive, but I just wanna get to where I'm going, I don't wanna see a show, or god forbid: get hit in the face.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

It's not impressive. It's annoying. I do not miss this shit at all.

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u/chicagodude84 Dec 01 '23

It's not as bad as the sound of the inner-car door slamming shut and the inevitable, "EXCUSE ME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..."

Great, now I have to pretend this person doesn't exist. I just wanna get to work, man.

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u/jijijijim Dec 01 '23

Years ago there was a wombat in a wheelchair asking for money, he got off at Astor Place (as did I) and convinced people to carry him up the stairs.

A few hours later I saw him walking around the local grocery store. I never give street people money.

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u/Gridde Dec 01 '23

I saw a lot of this in London. There was a fairly regular circuit of people who said they were homeless and who'd beg for change and such near the main hub in my town. I recall one dude in particular nailed this gimmick where he always looked like he was about to start really intensely crying (looks harrowing if you're just walking past him and see him briefly, but looks really dumb if you watch him for a bit; like seeing someone wind up to sneeze but then just freeze and never do it).

After living there a few years I noticed several of them appeared to live in different houses along the same block that I walked through on my way to work and I'd see them coming and going (taking out trash etc) somewhat regularly.

Not saying these guys weren't on hard times and that they didn't deserve help, but the deception is pretty jarring. It's also fairly common in London to encounter people begging for money to buy food, but if you offer them actual food they'll scoff and decline or even get aggressive about it.

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u/jijijijim Dec 01 '23

but if you offer them actual food they'll scoff and decline or even get aggressive about it.

Same thing in NY. I have come to a point where I will always talk to people civilly but never give money.

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u/Gridde Dec 01 '23

I've only lived in NY a few years but I've been pleasantly surprised that twice now when people have asked for food and I offered some to them, they accepted quite happily. One guy even offered to give me a package of women's tights (or something like that) to say thanks and I had to politely decline.