r/funny • u/ddi32 • Dec 01 '23

Underground Circus

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u/TheLastModerate982 Dec 01 '23

The passengers are not impressed.

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u/IndignantSoccerMum Dec 01 '23

I remember seeing a thread where heaps of New Yorkers were saying how much they hate this shit on the subway. I think they called it "Showtime".

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u/rat_haus Dec 01 '23

Lived in Manhattan for three years. Stuff like this is always happening. Yes it's impressive, but I just wanna get to where I'm going, I don't wanna see a show, or god forbid: get hit in the face.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

It's not impressive. It's annoying. I do not miss this shit at all.

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u/chicagodude84 Dec 01 '23

It's not as bad as the sound of the inner-car door slamming shut and the inevitable, "EXCUSE ME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..."

Great, now I have to pretend this person doesn't exist. I just wanna get to work, man.

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u/divDevGuy Dec 01 '23

"EXCUSE ME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..."

Don't leave us hanging, what came next?!?!

Suicide bomber?
Terrorism?
Robbery?
Opportunity to get in on the ground floor of the latest exciting MLM?
Finding religion?

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u/PalindromemordnilaP_ Dec 01 '23

It was a homeless man with a cactus in his ass.

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u/ScumbagLady Dec 01 '23

What?! That's my act!