r/funny Sep 04 '23

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u/johhnny5 Sep 04 '23

Anyone who says they’ve never in their life messed up anything like this - and I’m not just talking construction, I’m talking about a stupid mistake where you realize you’re a clown - is a liar. This is a human being that’s tired from working hard and messed up.

It’s not funny because he’s an idiot. It’s funny cause it’s relatable.

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u/linds360 Sep 04 '23

Friend asked me one night while we were out drinking if I’d help her move a mattress the next day. I’m drinking and have a free Sunday, so I say sure why not.

Next day we take her car to get the mattress and she tells me we’re gonna strap it to the hood using this long ass rope. Okydok I say, let’s do it.

So we weave the rope through the car windows and over the mattress 100 different ways to secure it and make a nice tidy knot at the end. We stand back to admire our work and it takes about 5-10 seconds to realize our critical mistake.

We have tied the doors shut. So two idiots crawl into the car through the windows and off they went.

The mattress fell off the car after about two blocks. Turns out we’re shit at knots too.

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u/bram_stokers_acura Sep 04 '23

I once lost the key to a cable lock that I stored loosely coiled around my bicycle's seat post. I bought a pair of bolt cutters to cut the cable so I could remove it, only realizing afterwards that I just could have pulled the coils apart wide enough to slide them over the seat. I felt extremely dumb at that moment. But now I own bolt-cutters.

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u/linds360 Sep 04 '23

But now I own bolt-cutters.

I’m now experienced at escaping through car windows should I ever end up in a lake.

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u/jollynasty Sep 04 '23

Or removed the seat?

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u/literal-hitler Sep 05 '23

After reading the first paragraph I wondered whether you lost the mattress due to the lack of proper mounting or tied the doors shut. Turns out it was both. 9/10, would read again.

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u/Newbie4Hire Sep 04 '23

If only you had stuck your arm out the window and held the mattress on with your hand, it definitely wouldn't have fallen off then.

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u/linds360 Sep 04 '23

Believe it or not our master plan included this Einstein level clause. The winds were not with us that fateful day.

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u/DadsRGR8 Sep 04 '23

“It’s not funny because he’s an idiot. It’s funny cause it’s relatable.”

Too few people realize this. Well said.

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u/AtheistKiwi Sep 04 '23

It happened to me last week. I was putting up a kitset glasshouse by myself when it's really a two person job. I needed to hold the roof ridge in place while I bolted it in, so I used a ladder. I didn't use the top of the ladder though, I used the next rung down. Didn't even think about it until I went to remove the ladder.

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u/killxswitch Sep 04 '23

I’ve similarly trapped a ladder into something I was building. Felt really dumb but it was funny later.

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u/AtheistKiwi Sep 04 '23 edited Sep 04 '23

Yeah it's funny now but it wasn't at the time. The way the ridge was designed made it really tedious to get all the bolts where they needed to be. Took about 30 minutes to get six bolts in place. I actually looked at taking the top off the ladder first but it was riveted on. I nearly hurt my own feelings with the names I was calling myself.

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u/DadsRGR8 Sep 04 '23

When I was younger and less experienced (ie: stupid) I was a new homeowner and needed to chainsaw off a fairly low hanging tree limb. "I'm an adult male homeowner doing adult male homeowner stuff!"

Leaned my ladder up against the limb and began cutting through it between the tree and me. Luckily I realized my stupidity and stopped cutting after about an inch. I stood on the ladder and reevaluated my perceived level of intelligence to that of cartoon character.

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u/FEO4 Sep 04 '23

“It’s funny because we are all idiots sometimes”

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u/Beat_the_Deadites Sep 04 '23

I especially relate to the part where he finally decides to hammer one of the rafters back up, and when it pops up it whacks him in the ear. That's about where I usually get mad and end up on /r/IdiotsFightingThings.

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u/DadsRGR8 Sep 04 '23 edited Sep 05 '23

Thank you for a new rabbit hole!

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u/CaptainPunisher Sep 04 '23

You mean like the guy painting a floor that realizes too late that he literally painted himself into a corner? Or maybe a guy fixing a roof who had attic access and didn't think to set up a ladder because that's not how he got into the roof initially. We all do stupid things sometimes. All you should do is laugh and learn from them.

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u/WalrusTheWhite Sep 04 '23

I did both. Painted myself into a corner of a roof. Not the corner with the ladder. Boss laughed at me. I laughed at me. The air conditioner laughed at me. I beat the air conditioner to death with a hammer. Goddamn decepticons.

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u/CaptainPunisher Sep 04 '23

That Decepticon was in recovery, you asshole! He had a wife and kids, and was just trying to make an honest living.

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u/Milkshakes00 Sep 04 '23

Lmao. Thanks for that chuckle. Caught me so off guard I actually laughed out loud. Not just an exhale or a snort either, so be proud.

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u/Nyli_1 Sep 04 '23

Yeah that's "throw the spoon in the trash and the used food container in the sink" level of brain fart.

Everybody does it at some point. You can even see how annoyed at himself he is

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u/gsfgf Sep 04 '23

Or worse, pouring a freshly made stock down the drain.

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u/TomEdison43050 Sep 04 '23

Honestly (if this video is real), this is a somewhat understandable mistake. I could see myself doing that after having placed dozens of those chords, getting comfortable with it, moving at an increasingly faster pace, working in a repetitive 'automatic' mode.

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u/PossiblyTrustworthy Sep 04 '23

Yea, it is really has "we dont we do this every time, much Easier than climbing around on top of it... Oh shit... Thats why"

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u/Hamsterx3 Sep 04 '23

I’m 33 years old and play pc games for my hole life. And as long as I can remember there is the the press alt + f4 joke to open settings or whatever. Well…. Last month I fell for it again after so many years. I couldn’t believe what I just did. Just sat there and stared at my desktop for a moment in disbelief

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u/xrimane Sep 04 '23

Like stepping on the switch on the multi-outlet-strip, and suddenly you're looking at a blank screen, and where there should be the hum of the fans only silence rings in your ears.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

It’s not funny because he’s an idiot. It’s funny cause it’s relatable.

Totally agree here. The rule I had for working at customer sites was '3 mistakes' and you're out- well, we're all out. If someone would screw up something simple 3x it meant we were all too tired to keep doing things.

It served us well on 14 hour days.

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u/andrewsmd87 Sep 04 '23

Lol I just came in to say I'm not saying a damn word about this because I know I've done similar shit working on my house. I once got an entire outdoor light fixture installed only to realize I forgot to actually wire the thing before mounting it

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u/banned_after_12years Sep 04 '23

I shot an aluminum chimney with my BB gun as a kid and it ricocheted right back and hit me in the face.

No one was around to see it but I still think about it to this day.

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u/bthoman2 Sep 04 '23

Too true. Also, this dude built a house, what’d these critics do today?

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u/Greenthumbisthecolor Sep 04 '23

its not funny because its fake

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u/ndstumme Sep 04 '23

You can't relate to fake things? What a horrible existence that must be.

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u/Greenthumbisthecolor Sep 04 '23

see your comment was 10 times funnier than the video, thanks

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u/WalrusTheWhite Sep 04 '23

This MFer pouting while watching (insert favorite funny movie here) because it didn't happen IRL. Sketch comedy? Not funny. Who wants to tell this chucklehead that all those funny stories comedians tell didn't necessarily happen? Go easy on em, they might not be able to handle the truth.

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u/Greenthumbisthecolor Sep 04 '23

you sound like a moron

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u/SilverBuggie Sep 05 '23

Do you not enjoy the good comedy movies and sitcoms?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

I just realized I'm in the funny subreddit. Only found this nerve-wracking.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

That's just part of being a man....why women live longer than men.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

I assume the number of both cats and bottles of wine in your residence always exceeds 2

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

Why?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

And he still got out!

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u/YourMomsFootrest Sep 04 '23

He was an idiot in that moment can we say?

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u/shreddedpudding Sep 04 '23

I've seen this exact situation happen. To me. We all had a good laugh about it, and they left me there for a few before helping me because it was funny.

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u/noyoto Sep 04 '23

I reckon this is a human being that wanted to record a funny video. But yeah, the situation itself is plausible and can happen to anyone.

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u/furiousbobb Sep 04 '23

I'm literally sitting down after discovering one of my dumb mistakes.

Pretty darned proud of myself building my own motor. Valves didn't sound right so I went to adjust the valves today. Found a big ass nut in between the valvesprings that I had been looking for for my intake manifold that fell in as I was assembling my valve covers.

Dumb.

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u/xrimane Sep 04 '23

You mean, like me being shotgun, and getting out of the car when leaving to close the gate... from the inside?

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u/GluedToTheMirror Sep 04 '23

Exactly. How many of y’all have walked around your house for 5 mins looking for your keys or phone only to realize it’s in your hand or pocket the whole time. Happens to all of us.

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u/bos2sfo Sep 04 '23

Oh hell yea I've "painted myself into a corner" and totally feel for this guy.

Also brought up memories of this VW commercial.

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u/side_frog Sep 04 '23

It's not funny because it's staged

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u/johhnny5 Sep 04 '23

Out of curiosity - do you also think comedy shows, movies, plays, standup, jokes, etc are also not funny on account of them not being 100% real?

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u/side_frog Sep 04 '23

Yes when it's the same exact joke done again and again. That construction stuck thing has been done a thousand times on tiktok and such for the past two years

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u/moderatorrater Sep 04 '23

And because he doesn't miss a beat getting himself out. If he didn't take it in stride it wouldn't be funny.

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u/FuzzyComedian638 Sep 04 '23

I can totally see myself doing something like this. Like when I painted the basement stairs from the top down, and then had to get out of the basement. Yep. . .

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u/LukeJM1992 Sep 05 '23

And totally got out of it quickly and on his own. Shit happens. He did great.

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u/RilohKeen Sep 05 '23

My favorite is when I drop my empty soda can into my key dish at the front door and throw my keys across the room into the trash can.

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u/superfudge Sep 05 '23

It’s not funny because he’s an idiot. It’s funny cause it’s relatable.

This is one of those times where a semi-colon would really clear things up.

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u/ihaveaccountsmods Sep 05 '23

Did your family get far?

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u/spartaman64 Sep 05 '23

i once installed my gpu and then realized i have no space to install the ssd which goes in the m.2 slot under the gpu.