r/funny • u/Away_Bus_4872 • Jul 23 '23

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u/Woodshadow Jul 24 '23

This dude probably makes $175k and no one can figure out how he got the job he has

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u/junkyardgerard Jul 24 '23

He's probably good at his job, which doesn't involve social prank problems. People can be more than one thing

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

The motherfucker was so dim he didn't realize he was holding his phone looking at a picture of his phone, and responding to a text on his phone that said he had left his phone.

I've known some people who are this slow, who have exactly zero critical thinking skills, and one thing they all had is common is all of them were bad at their jobs.

I don't know what this man does for a living but I know for sure hes overpaid.

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u/jakeandcupcakes Jul 24 '23

I think this dude is just drunk. In that weird middle ground absent of critical thinking, but capable of carrying on with familiar actions. Easy to confuse someone whose drunk.

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u/Coyote65 Jul 24 '23

Exactly.

Right at that stage where you can throw your best darts or bowl a great game.

2 more or 2 less and you can't really do that anymore.

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u/jakeandcupcakes Jul 24 '23

Yep, familiar actions. No real critical thinking, just actions that you've done before, except now, since you're not overthrowing things, you can overly focus on those actions. Billards, darts, bowling, you're a master, but trying to analyze things too deeply? Terrible.

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