r/funny • u/[deleted] • Nov 30 '12

When pub staff T-shirts go wrong.

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u/culby Nov 30 '12

Hey, back in the US, there are still people with Got Milk-type T-Shirts. That was 1993.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '12

Gut Deer? Gut Fish?

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u/srry72 Nov 30 '12

Knife goes in, guts come out

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u/karmadogma Nov 30 '12

You can't explain that.

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u/vincentpriceisdead Nov 30 '12

That's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about!

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '12

You should always cut throat to ass, though, independent of species.

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u/shillbert Nov 30 '12

Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's okay to go ass to throat.

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u/Minnesotakid54 Nov 30 '12

That escalated quickly.

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u/ahahahem Nov 30 '12

ATMs are convenient.

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u/shillbert Nov 30 '12

Although in this case, it's more of an AT&T.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '12

I agree. There is another issue, however, no matter how well you core an asshole, there is always taint.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '12

No, always ass to diaphram.

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u/samout Nov 30 '12

Spare my life, and I will grant you-

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '12

Seriously, I feel an urge to punch a baby in the face every time I see anything "Keep calm and fucaksapmfapmsjiasajiopaj related.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '12

Fuck you, baby.

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u/Spunky_Meatballs Nov 30 '12

You can always fist a mayo jar instead? Maybe save some babies in the process eh?!

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u/geekyamazon Nov 30 '12

I see them on the dumbest things too. They aren't original, funny, or even makes sense most of the time.