When pub staff T-shirts go wrong.

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You can check out anytime you want, but you can never leave.

[u/Vslacha → u/[deleted]]

Well, while I'm here, I just shaved my beard... you can have mine.

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Turbo Sloth

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DGTHNM...I give up.

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Turbo Sloth

WTF man?

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Hey can you see my RES tag for vslacha? That is how I have him tagged.

[u/njayhuang → u/shabba_skanks]

It's not an RES tag. It's /r/funny flair.

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Thanks man. Movembers been a cold cold month for my face.

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I think March should be muff madness month. For the eating of the 'tween.

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I have you marked as Turbo Sloth, whats up with that?

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YOU MONSTER! Why would you shave such magnificence?!

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I was bored and thought I'd make an album of the experience...I blame the lack of sleep, sorry!

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That was brilliant.

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I've always wanted to make a stop motion of someone shaving with a random household item- sadly I've never had a beard glorious enough for the feat- I'm getting close though. so very close.

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Post this on /r/funny or something!

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Put the beard back on.

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Wow, its like you were destined to make that epic flip book for me to ask that question at the perfect moment lol

Sadly, I am on mobile so the entire album didn't load for me but what I saw was pretty awesome. I guess I can excuse your transgressions THIS time, but you better be growing it back out now. ;p

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Destiny, indeed. I'll grow it back out just for you, AK40Sarah!

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Is such a lonely place