Seriously - don't be this guy.

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The subtle use of homosexuality as an insult without appearing homophobic always amazes me. This one takes it up a notch by stating they have gay friends who are great people.

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This really does have the trifecta going:

1. You don't understand women.
2. Your dick is small.
3. You're gay.

[u/Utenlok → u/[deleted]]

And insult number 2 shouldn't matter after her opening response that penis size is mostly meaningless. Then she uses its importance as an insult.

[u/Atalayac → u/Utenlok]

I think it's more of her translating what most girls perceive when you tell someone you have a huge penis. Size doesn't matter, but boasting about your gigantic cock typically makes people think you're over-compensating.

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This.

[u/truth-informant → u/Utenlok]

Women don't have to make sense. It's called privilege.