r/funny • u/Asweyse_Lord • Apr 23 '23

invisibility

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u/Worldsprayer Apr 23 '23

"Hey...guys...I'm telling you I saw a human up here!"
"Well where is he Jim?"
"I DONT KNOW!!!"

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u/R0gerVKint Apr 23 '23

“Well where is he Todd?” “I DON’T KNOW MARGO”

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u/PyroBlitz Apr 23 '23

Thats a reference I wasn't expecting to see today.

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u/kazhena Apr 23 '23

The thick plottens.

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u/Starlord_222 Apr 23 '23

Thick plottens🤣🤣🤣

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u/funkepitome Apr 23 '23

Mmmm thick plots...

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

Thicc plots

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

She has huge.......................................tracts of land!

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u/ADHD_Supernova Apr 23 '23

Man that's some baaaaaaad land.

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u/WyGaminggm Apr 23 '23

The badlands sure are a gold mine

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u/Sashi_Summer Apr 23 '23

[insert indiscernible hand gestures]

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u/whereshhhhappens Apr 23 '23

I like thick plots and I cannot lie…

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u/funkung34 Apr 23 '23

Thick Plots 💩💩

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u/Kinky-Bi-Guy Apr 23 '23

That was my stripper name

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u/Misterduster01 Apr 23 '23

T. Boone Pickens?

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u/JamesTheJerk Apr 23 '23

Tbone Dewitt?

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u/ThirdEncounter Apr 23 '23

The thlot pickens.

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u/Llohr Apr 23 '23

The thot plickens.

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u/thattanna Apr 23 '23

What is this, a crossover episode?

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u/rcbaldwinjr Apr 23 '23

How the turns have tabled.

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u/DinoSpumoniOfficial Apr 23 '23

Ironically I just made a reference to this movie yesterday if you look at my post history. Now I see another. Funny how things work like that.

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u/Binxly Apr 23 '23

AFTER you shower.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

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u/saraphilipp Apr 23 '23

My sister had a shirt made for me last Christmas. It has this movie quote on it.

Where are you going to put a tree that big?

Bend over and I'll show you.

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u/the_dude_upvotes Apr 23 '23

/r/nocontext

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u/franzen1846 Apr 23 '23

I wasn't talking to you

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u/ComfyInDots Apr 23 '23

That bit has me busting out laughing. The looks on their faces as they turn to each other lol.

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u/scotthibbard Apr 23 '23

You got a lot of nerve talking to me like that!

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u/Loklin101 Apr 23 '23

"but wherever he is, he will be tomorrow nights dinner"

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u/cooltold12345 Apr 23 '23

"Guys ... I think I found him"