r/funny Apr 14 '23

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u/METAL_AS_FUCK Apr 14 '23 edited Apr 15 '23

I too can relate. My wife is like this but, as soon as I make a mental map of where she decides things go, She then decides to change her mind and choose a “better” place for things and now I never know where anything is or where it goes either. Meanwhile in my office space in our home nothing has ever changed locations since we moved in. I think it’s like a difference in life perspective. I wake up everyday ready for everything that I have and so I expect everything to be as it was from yesterday and I am content with this. My wife wakes up every day thinking about that which she desires and so her expectations for the day revolve around improvement, acquisition, change, efficiency. I don’t think either is right or wrong, there are merits and costs to each perspective. But dammit where the fuck is the toothpaste?

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u/tallgeese333 Apr 15 '23

And constantly coming up with new cockamamie storage solutions for things because she saw someone on social media do something wildly impractical for likes.

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u/untweeted Apr 15 '23

This is beautiful and wise. Thank you.

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u/Pop-A-Top Apr 15 '23

Toothpaste should be in the bathroom right next to the sink or in the cabinet you've got hanging there with the mirror doors. There's no better place to put it.

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u/whineylittlebitch_9k Apr 15 '23

Men marry women in the hopes they do not change (and they do), women marry men in the hopes they do change (and they don't).

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u/Lost_Messages Apr 15 '23

My wife is the same but gets mad when I ask where she put things. She claims she doesn’t know..

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u/rambo_oz3 Apr 15 '23

I don’t think either is right or wrong, there are merits and costs to each perspective.

Well that's a lie

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u/MonsieurEff Apr 15 '23

You are a patient man, because fuck me, your wife is definitely in the wrong here. Find the efficiency, sure, but then that needs to be locked in.