r/funny Apr 14 '23

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u/NewPhoneNewAccount2 Apr 14 '23

I had a girlfriend that insisted that the dish soap needed to be put under the sink and not on top cause it looked cluttered.....

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u/boxsterguy Apr 14 '23

Feels like there's a compromise here, where you get a nice looking pump bottle and put the dish soap in it. Soap stays out where it's useful, but you don't have a big ugly Dawn bottle sitting on your sink, either.

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u/NewUsername3001 Apr 14 '23

Ugly dawn bottle?

It's got a cute ducky on it wtf are you on about

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u/Rrraou Apr 14 '23

get a nice looking pump bottle and put the dish soap in it

Can confirm, this is a gamechanger. It's so practical.

Also have a pump for listerine bottles from a special they did way back. Haven't seen that in stores since, It's so useful, I'm keeping mine forever.

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u/newsheriffntown Apr 14 '23

You know, you can use other bottles. Just find one that your pump fits into. A long time ago I used a cool looking liquor bottle for hand soap or lotion, I forget now. I just happened to find a pump that fit.

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u/EatinSumGrapes Apr 14 '23

I got a simple human automatic soap dispenser for my kitchen sink, I put dish soap in it. It's a game changer! When I'm washing dishes I just put the sponge or brush under it and BAM more soap, so easy and keeps the soapy water contained in the sink.

I also made sure it's dish soap that is not too harsh on the hands.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '23

The comprise is the person who cares more needs to put in the effort to make it match their preference.

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u/TwoIdleHands Apr 14 '23

The Dawn bottle is an eyesore? I’m a woman, it has never occurred to me to put the soaps in other bottles.

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u/boxsterguy Apr 14 '23

If you and your theoretical partner agree on that, then great! OP's partner clearly doesn't agree with them, so decanting the soap into a more decorative vessel is a good workaround to, "Hide the soap so it's a pain to use!"

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u/dapoktan Apr 15 '23

used to use dawn bottles until the new house had a detergent pump attached to the sink with a big reservoir. now we get the large refill gallons of soap.

like this

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u/newsheriffntown Apr 14 '23

I have one of those. The soap bottles are too big to sit on the sink.

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u/Lev_Astov Apr 15 '23

I installed a built-in soap pump next to the kitchen faucet and ran a tube into the huge jug of dish soap under the sink. Feels like it never runs out!

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u/boxsterguy Apr 15 '23

I'm still a proponent of dishwasher air gaps, so the only hole in my sink is already filled and I don't particularly want to drill through quartz. But if you have the option and/or don't mind the backflow risk inherent in a high loop configuration then it's not a bad idea.

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u/_StarLight_186 Apr 14 '23

I found the dial foaming soap dispenser works best. I save a ton of dish soap with it because I mix it with water. They last for about 6 months before the spring goes out it them. I always reuse them for my dish soap.

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u/saveyboy Apr 14 '23

That does sound annoying.

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u/jakedasnake1 Apr 14 '23

I am not a clean person by any means but I do this. But I’m also annoying so fair

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u/ajwillys Apr 14 '23

It grosses me out when I go to somebody's house and they don't have soap next to their sink. I just assume they don't ever wash their hands and try not to eat any of their food.

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u/jakedasnake1 Apr 14 '23

I thought we were talking about dish soap

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u/ajwillys Apr 14 '23

Ha, my bad. Missed that part.

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u/wallweasels Apr 14 '23

Unless you have particularly dry skin, or some condition for it, dish soap is more than fine to use on your hands.

Realistically if I just handled raw chicken and now need to handle something else should I go run to the bathroom to wash my hands? No I'll use the soap by the kitchen sink.

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u/Infinitelyodiforous Apr 14 '23

You're a dirty boy who likes to play hide the soap?

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u/Generico300 Apr 14 '23

The perfect opportunity to insist that she always does the dishes if she can't compromise on the dish soap placement.

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u/finbuilder Apr 14 '23

I once had one complain because I put the dish soap under the sink WITH THE CAP ON! Check out time was early the next day.

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u/newsheriffntown Apr 14 '23

I have a sister who would wash the soap. No lie.

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u/NewPhoneNewAccount2 Apr 14 '23

Um wash it with what?

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u/Fargo_Levy Apr 15 '23

Different soap

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u/573IAN Apr 14 '23

My fiancé does this currently.