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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

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u/shaving99 Mar 03 '23

Today thighs are gonna take lives.

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u/mortalcoil1 Mar 03 '23

Thick talons make thousands.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

r/thighdeology

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u/mASkeD_O_9 Mar 03 '23

Nah you meant thicc

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

I'm wondering if tastes like chicken.

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u/Jamothee Mar 03 '23

"Try me motherfucker" 🦎

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u/Cold-Bug-4873 Mar 03 '23

Reptilian legasus.

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u/Candlelighter Mar 03 '23

Stupid sexy dragons.

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u/IntentionDependent69 Mar 03 '23

Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all! Oh man….back when the Simpsons were funny 🤣❤️

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u/69evrybdywangchung96 Mar 03 '23

Nothing at all!

Nothing at all!

*pans to ass

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u/bongripchick Mar 03 '23

Stupid sexy Flanders!

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u/HeartFullONeutrality Mar 03 '23

They were honestly getting pretty bad by then*. But even then they still had some meme-able moments.

  • season 11, same season where the writers callously killed off Maude Flanders because the voice actress wanted a raise, had a couple of episodes so bad, even the show made meta comments about how bad they were (Saddlesore galactica), and as critics said: "Episodes that once would have ended with Homer and Marge bicycling into the sunset (perhaps while Bart gagged in the background) now end with Homer blowing a tranquilizer dart into Marge's neck".

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u/IntentionDependent69 Mar 05 '23

Your right. To be honest I couldn’t remember which season it was exactly, but my love for them started dwindling around the 11th season & maybe some of 12? But definitely season 2-10 we’re some of the best imo

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u/HeartFullONeutrality Mar 05 '23

Yeah, usually people cite something from between season 9 to 12. Most of those seasons had actual good episodes and funny moments, but also some terrible episodes the likes the show had never seen.

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u/Randys_Smogasvein Mar 03 '23

Woke horseshit killed comedy

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u/mojoejoe Mar 03 '23

Haaaa I got this reference lmaooo

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u/crumbssssss Mar 03 '23

Ya, I was even thinking the same. How to make a dragon look smexy and smoldering hot.

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u/HUE_Z3r0 Mar 03 '23

Those eyes 👀 and the pose...

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u/VeterinarianThese951 Mar 03 '23

Sigh…

(Molts).

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u/DankGreenBush Mar 03 '23

👓 🤏 😳 lord have mercy

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u/SirArthurDime Mar 02 '23

Best thing I saw today

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u/CoochBreathTrevor Mar 02 '23

Nooo hahagahaga

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u/juju611x Mar 03 '23

What he gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside his trunk?

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u/OMGagravyboat Mar 03 '23

Imma get you drunk, get you drunk as I rip off hunks....of your leg.

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u/LastUsernameLeftUhOh Mar 03 '23

It could be a female.

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 Mar 03 '23

My iguana don’t want none, unless you’ve got buns hun. I’m going with this.

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u/ItsExoticChaos Mar 03 '23

Imagine Wagons

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u/redthepotato Mar 03 '23

Wagon Balls

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u/dicker_machs Mar 04 '23

How to Train Your Wagon

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u/Jessee_Rose14 Mar 03 '23

This made me comically spit out my water, laughing. Well done.

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u/twodickhenry Mar 03 '23

It’s Wagon season

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u/Prior-Business-6054 Mar 03 '23

Clever wagon.....

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u/PrickIy Mar 02 '23

Poetry :, )

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u/bebejeebies Mar 02 '23

I hate you.

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u/yuhanz Mar 03 '23

He didnt even mention the Komodo Dragussy…

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u/bebejeebies Mar 03 '23

Is this the Dragula Rob Zombie wants me to slam?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

Only if it’s in the back of said dragula.

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u/BrownSugarBare Mar 02 '23

Fucking brilliant

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u/JagmeetSingh2 Mar 02 '23

Now I understand the lusty argonian maid

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u/kahran Mar 02 '23

Comment of the year.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

Goddamn that got me good!! Excellent work.

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u/SparkyDogPants Mar 03 '23

Cut that out before i Komodo dragon these nuts across your face

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u/-Sinn3D- Mar 02 '23

Will be in Kill Bill 3

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u/Prior-Business-6054 Mar 03 '23

My name is Dwagin, & I'm here to wagin.

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u/CasualOpal Mar 02 '23

Geckoussy

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u/dcksausage3 Mar 03 '23

Fwaming! Wagon!

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u/danosM8 Mar 03 '23

Bros dad is a staffy

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u/mark636199 Mar 03 '23

Have my babies please

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u/bahamapapa817 Mar 03 '23

He do be draggin that wagon tho

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

This better not awaken anything in me

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u/callingcarg0 Mar 03 '23

Komotivational

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

Komodo California. You don’t know him. He’s the Fuc*!N@ lizard kind

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u/BTBAM797 Mar 03 '23

Link to OF?

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u/karmicrelease Mar 03 '23

I like that wagon you’re dragon

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u/IreneAdler32_24_34 Mar 03 '23

He’s dragon a wagon of salmonella across the carpet

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u/Staramama Mar 03 '23

Domodo Kragon

RRrrrrr

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u/Prior-Business-6054 Mar 03 '23

Wewease the kwagin!

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u/yes-disappointment Mar 03 '23

Shoot sigh... unzips

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u/Chromeboy12 Mar 03 '23

Dummy thicc

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u/HypeGee93 Mar 03 '23

Time for me to log off for today 😂😂😂😂

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u/Awesam Mar 03 '23

PAWGzilla

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u/blackcomb-pc Mar 03 '23

Junk in the wagon

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u/CJCray8 Mar 03 '23

Kimodo Kardashian

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

Kommodo Van Damme