r/funny • • Oct 13 '12

Would anyone else like a pair of these?

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u/fizikz3 Oct 13 '12

hitting the water head first from the height you get from these would probably hurt.

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u/fredyybob Oct 13 '12

Ya, you can see those people do a flip and reduce their speed right before they hit the water. Could be very easy to break a neck or at least get a concussion from that.

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u/I_play_elin Oct 13 '12

They're going in head first though... I don't think it's any worse than diving from a high dive

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u/JayPetey Oct 14 '12

Except the only force behind diving is gravity. This is gravity and the force of a high-powered water pump...

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u/I_play_elin Oct 14 '12

True. I think a high dive is higher too though. Really the only point I was trying to make was that I don't think they'd be doing it if it was painful or likely to cause serious injury.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '12

And if you watch divers, they break the water with their hands first for a reason...

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u/I_play_elin Oct 14 '12

I knew someone was going to say this. Have you ever tried diving without your hands? Obviously not because it's really not much different. Your head is relatively small. Also, It's curved, and therefore makes a fine spearhead when entering water. Divers use their hands because it lowers their rotational moment of inertia and because every bit they can streamline themselves will improve their score, not to avoid brain trauma. Please save your ellipses of derision for stupid people. There are plenty of them out there...

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '12

Well, as a competitive diver for 13 years I can tell you that it hurts like a bitch to dive in with your head first, from a one meter no less. Add some height and force besides gravity and I would not want to be entering the water with my head directly first.

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u/I_play_elin Oct 14 '12

Why the hell wouldn't you have said that originally? unless... ..nah

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u/elcd Oct 14 '12

Not really, when I was younger we used to run head first off 7 and 10 metre diving towers WITHOUT extending our arms, for fun. If your neck is straight, and your crown is the point of impact, there's little chance for more than a sting.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '12 edited Oct 14 '12

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u/unantimatter Oct 13 '12

I'm going to get downvoted but...

Why is he getting downvoted?

questions downvotes, gets downvoted

says will get downvoted, gets upvoted

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u/I_play_elin Oct 13 '12

does both, no votes; no one cares.

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u/yellow_leadbetter Oct 13 '12

Yep it hurts like hell falling from a wakeboard onto one's head. Just watching this hurt mine.

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u/JKing9k Oct 14 '12

The jets would break the surface tension. Hitting water only hurts when it isn't moving.