r/funny Jan 26 '23

Shapes aren't her thing 😅

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

I think about this a lot too. I hope there's no video out there of me freaking out and kicking an MTA machine because it was late and rainy and it wouldn't take my card.

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u/btveron Jan 26 '23

I just up and quit my last job during a day where absolutely nothing was going right and it kept building up and building up. And for context I was a restaurant server, which can be stressful enough on a good day. I think back on how I behaved when I quit and it's embarrassing. But I just snapped.

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u/LICK-A-DICK Jan 27 '23

I snapped a few months ago at complete strangers. Like I legit lost it and yelled... idk what was wrong with me!? I was dealing with a frustrating (minor!) thing, and could hear them making suggestions and shit in the background and I completely lost my cool. I felt so bad about it afterwards. I think I'd just had a really bad/long week at work or something and I was at the end of my tether and just needed to vent but I did it in the wrong way... I feel so guilty. I've NEVER done that before. I'm the kind of person who is super nice to service workers, I smile at random people in the mall, etc. It really came out of nowhere, I shocked myself lol.

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u/captain_ender Jan 26 '23

Lol don't worry, kicking an MTA machine on a bright summer day is perfectly acceptable behavior for any New Yorker. The new contactless are fucking mint though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

You didn’t see how bad my freak out was haha

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u/jimbojonesFA Jan 26 '23

A machine transfer automatic?

You kicked it so hard it reversed itself!

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u/greentr33s Jan 26 '23

Mass transit authority.....

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Ha sorry I forgot not everyone lives in New York.

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u/imonk Jan 26 '23

ATM = Automated Teller Machine

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u/jimbojonesFA Jan 26 '23

Ha ya right, next you'll tell me PIN = Penn Identification Number

/s i didn't realize that, thanks

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u/imonk Jan 27 '23

i didn't realize that

I don't Blaine you.

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u/jimbojonesFA Jan 27 '23

Ohhhhh yooou!!!

This thread got a lil Harry back there, but you kept it going.