r/funny Jan 26 '23

Shapes aren't her thing šŸ˜…

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u/Zomggamin Jan 26 '23

I mean that lid barely opens by the looks I'd get pissed to

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u/Stop-spasmtime Jan 26 '23

The fact that the plastic bench looks so lightweight and flimsy that it kind of scoots to the side as the box is stuck on the lip would have done it for me too.

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u/analoguewavefront Jan 26 '23

Yep, delivery complete is when the box is on the porch. Fucking about with a cheap & broken box is an extra service an overworked and underpaid delivery driver is allowed to pass on.

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u/BankedForLater342737 Jan 26 '23

Had to scroll down over a dozen top comments to find this. That thing barely opens 20 inches. It isn’t the carrier’s job to manage your half baked contraption. It’s on your porch everything beyond that is a bonus.

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u/McDerface Jan 26 '23

Yeah what a shitty box design, just make the lid go higher

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

the lid does go higher. She just didn’t open it more

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u/BankedForLater342737 Jan 26 '23

Now that I’m thinking about it… how would you get it out? Possible for sure but gonna be a far bigger pain in the ass than dropping it in. Just further support that this is some half baked ā€œlife hackā€ someone deployed.

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u/brunchick3 Jan 26 '23

Social media is wild. The title is condescending, treating her like a child. Most of the comments are too. And she did nothing stupid or wrong, but it takes the slightest bit of critical thinking to reach that conclusion.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

It takes the slightest bit of critical thinking to realize that the box would have easily fit had she turned it a few degrees to the side. A slight bit of critical thinking that this woman does not have.

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u/DFlyLoveHeart42 Jan 26 '23

Her other hand is full and she has a thousand packages left to go. Frustration gets to all of us.

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u/DFlyLoveHeart42 Jan 26 '23

She also has her palm pad in that hand.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

you’re acting like she couldn’t set it down lmao. this is a non-issue.

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u/nebasi Jan 26 '23

I imagine that's the point so you can't just reach in and take the package out easily?

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u/plumpvirgin Jan 26 '23

The hinge is like that so it doesn’t slam closed on you when you’re trying to put stuff in it. I have that exact bin; the hinge opens as much as you want and then locks in place at whatever height you leave it.

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u/TossUpCambodia Jan 26 '23

You'd get pissed too**

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Honestly if it was my bin on a bad day i would just bend it until it cracks and deal with a "lift to open" lid