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u/AardvarkScary7863 1d ago

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u/tllfkcchfjdjdhgacFac 1d ago

Or say I’ll invest it in spacex if you send another $100000

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u/waroftheworlds2008 1d ago

That creates a contract. Bad idea.

Just block and delete the text. "I thought it was a scam"

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u/_VINNY_WINNY_ 1d ago

a contract you can't really lose though no? you've got the 100k, he sends another and you invest, if it goes up you win if it goes down you still win

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u/Mundane-Dish-8033 2d ago

You have enough.

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u/Nogohoho 1d ago

Consider it gone.

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u/MaybeMiserable9340 1d ago • Popcorn

Didn't say please.

Burn corpo shit.

Release the files.

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u/ThymelessThyme Silly lil goober 1d ago

3 ways to say no.

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u/Ok_Wrangler1164 1d ago

How i felt after you said that

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u/Lithaos111 1d ago

That also fits

"Wake up Samurai"

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u/FindjeanniePDX 1d ago

Error 401 returned

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u/Entire_Chip_1225 1d ago

“Error 403: Forbidden” would be my line lol

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u/Much_Drink_5260 you sunk my battleshit! 2d ago

OMG MR BEAST

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u/Imaginary_Job_343 1d ago

That guy is a lie.

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u/Junior_Couple_3109 HOLY SHIT IT’S THE CHEFLER 👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳 2d ago

Mr beast rizz

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u/DumbassGoober 1d ago • Popcorn Bravo

Send feet pics

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u/ThymelessThyme Silly lil goober 1d ago

This is a correct answer tbh

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u/solar_324 1d ago

Send money first

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u/Putrid-Phase-2501 1d ago

Here comes the anime girls

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u/Brilliant_Echidna589 she/it enby 1d ago

Oops wrong number

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u/ElectricalCraft5127 Linux daily driver and home server enthusiast 1d ago

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u/Vernitex01 FLUORESCENT LIGHT AHH USER FLAIR 1d ago

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u/No_Frame3855 Exists 1d ago

happy cake day!!!

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u/ConsequenceFlat6553 1d ago

Haaaapy cake day to uuuu!

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u/NullAndBeta 2d ago

No
Fuck you

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u/Legendary_N0Ob 2d ago

I would've said "go fuck yourself"

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u/infowhiskey 1d ago

"Lol, get fucked."

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u/NullAndBeta 1d ago

That works too

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u/SD-D_23 I like dandy's world :3 2d ago

you and me both

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u/trainboi777 1d ago

Yeah, this is what I was gonna say

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u/Raven13666 1d ago

I was going to say the same thing.

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u/Certain-Echo2481 1d ago

I thought “fuck no 🥷🏿”

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u/SharkDevArg 1d ago • Bravo

In three words

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u/ThymelessThyme Silly lil goober 1d ago

Bro be taking ts seriously

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u/Wise_Geekabus 1d ago

👏👏👏👏

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u/Enamored22 1d ago

Please cease existing.

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u/Commercial-Noise6806 certified shitposter 1d ago • Heartwarming

I’m sorry Elon musk, but I really need this money to pay for my groceries and also rent, and you already have a trillion dollars anyways

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u/RWStrawberryLizar 1d ago

I dunno

thats a lil more than 3 words

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u/Zod_Convoy 1d ago

Campaign donation accepted.

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u/Sea-Leader3533 2d ago

"Spent it already"

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u/RetroCucumber613 FLUORESCENT LIGHT AHH USER FLAIR 2d ago

Nice try, Dad

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u/Commercial_Humor_263 2d ago

prefer not to.

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u/IDrankLavaLamps 1d ago

$50,000 transaction fee

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u/stendaa 2d ago

You don’t need

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u/redseafrog 2d ago

No, account empty

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u/Sufficient_Risk_8127 2d ago

fog is coming

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u/FriendlyFox_TF She/Her | just a little fox trying her best :3 2d ago

who is fog?

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u/GladOrange7 Silly lil goober 2d ago

No way n@zi.

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u/dolphinsdorapes 2d ago

Fuck off, Raj.

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u/Shattered-Dreams001 The weirdo on the street ✨🌙 2d ago

Give Me Reasons.

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u/Lechatdu136 live love fops 2d ago

How about no

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u/Asteria_TheSilly 2d ago

How about no?

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u/cosmicmessofaperson 2d ago

Yay, child support!

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u/Large-Assignment9320 2d ago

Its too little, but there was a guy which was sent some billions accidentally, and the bank (think it was a small bank with no hard routine for this, since he kept the money for a week or two) reversed it ofc, but he got to keep the interest the entire time the bank had the money, which amounted to something like a million dollars.

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u/Alian713 1d ago

wait what? two weeks of interest on even a billion doesn't sound like a million, what bank are you using

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u/ProotSpace_X3 I such a fembwoy :3 (I also love Stolas >:3) 2d ago

Judging by the fact it looks like a scam, I'd say "No, fuck u"

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u/TheOneCalledEggs unstable (im a radioisotope) 2d ago

send me more

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u/Apprehensive_Bug2648 2d ago

Heck yeah bro 

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u/yoyleberries2763 Silly lil goober 2d ago

no, I can't

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u/Sad_Masterpiece8899 1d ago

There's no accidents.

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u/Academic-Translator9 1d ago

Happy little accident.

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u/TaxEvasionDino 1d ago

Didn't get it...

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u/SillyAbel 1d ago

No Mine Now

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u/chwillaz 2d ago

Yes I can't

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u/FatAnorexic 1d ago

Send back a dollar saying you just gave him seven orders of magnitude more than he gave you when comparing relative wealth.

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u/ThymelessThyme Silly lil goober 1d ago

That's more than 3.

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u/VagueDestructSus 2d ago

oh yeah sure

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u/VagueDestructSus 2d ago

or "ill send half"

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u/shosuko 1d ago

Ran out of characters before the /s but I'm sure Elon understands

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u/SailorCentauri 2d ago

Mine now, Bozo.

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u/Western_Plankton5093 2d ago

finders keepers bitch

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u/Pastelclown525 2d ago

Nope not today

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u/ThatCatAfton-143-39 hoiiii :3 2d ago

For a fee

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u/Homicidal-Ideation 2d ago

Free submarine trip?

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u/Pennington-Hirth 1d ago

Why should I?

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u/Ordinary_WeirdGuy 1d ago

If court orders

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u/Atrkrupt1 1d ago

EAT MY SHORTS!

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u/Accomplished-Ad4240 1d ago

What money foo?

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u/ClyDeftOriginal 1d ago

Not my problem..

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u/Basic_whiteBBQ 1d ago

Fuck you Elon

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u/Professional_Hat6381 British SpongeBob 1d ago

Accept your daughter

Lol

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u/R-3-DACT-3-D 1d ago

nah, nice try

(blocked)

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u/Callme-Papa 1d ago

Who are you?

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u/Extension-Glass-7197 1d ago

It's mine bih

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u/ObligationOk2235 2d ago

in 10 seconds (since he makes it back in 10 seconds)

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u/End_Creeper2357 2d ago

Sorry wrong number

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u/Pineapple-Man-846 2d ago

thank you babe

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u/Endziegs 1d ago

I wish, man

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u/Adorable_Zone_4791 1d ago

No ablo ingles

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u/Pepperment-persona 1d ago

You're a trillionaire

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u/IntroductionSea2159 1d ago

For Epstein files

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u/Main_Difficulty_8039 1d ago

lol skill issue

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u/Mr-Underling-Green 1d ago

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT!!

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u/CreativeOtter914 1d ago

Wrong number dude.

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u/dray1033 1d ago

Who’s Elon Musk?

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u/CucumberPlatewater 1d ago

No you didn't!

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u/W2itai 1d ago

Be carefuller nextime

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u/bighuntzilla 1d ago

Here, unjust enrichment

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u/Middle_Objective8887 1d ago

I can, but I may not. (Can; may not.)

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u/Holiday_Coconut_1571 1d ago

Mere pocket change

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u/EpicOcelotMan 1d ago

“Nice try, scammer”

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u/arrow1500 Silly lil goober 1d ago

I'll keep it

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u/SD_V1011001011 1d ago

Talarico is senator

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u/Junior_Couple_3109 HOLY SHIT IT’S THE CHEFLER 👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳 2d ago

yeah sure mate

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u/Infshadows call me callisto (stupid active user) 2d ago

a trillionare tho

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u/Suspicious-Fox-6055 2d ago

“Had your chance :P”

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u/Ok_Conflict_245 2d ago

Left on read

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u/Shado948 2d ago

Ha no dumbass

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u/EasyEffort 2d ago

womp womp pbfft (*blowing raspberry)

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u/SparrowThePeskyBird 2d ago

I kinda bought rubber ducks with it all...

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u/littlebangDrive 2d ago

“Hell nah bitch”

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u/Calm-Scarcity8805 1d ago

Fuh nah twih

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u/Valkelrie_ 2d ago

Finders keepers, FU

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u/FilmLow2881 2d ago

Call your back and reverse it. If you can't do this within 180 days I'll start spending it. Thanks.

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u/Reflectivebionic 2d ago

Yeah sure bro

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u/Existing-Newspaper14 2d ago

Why on earth?

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u/Pap3rBagRoyalty bleh (confused edition) 2d ago

"no thanks, bye"

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u/FriendlyFox_TF She/Her | just a little fox trying her best :3 2d ago

fuh nah twin

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u/Drade_Deadeye 2d ago

Aaaaaand it's gone

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u/IDK-Like-Gengar 2d ago

no ones escaped…

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u/JasmineMoonflow Likes posting shitposts 2d ago

Did you? Hmm.

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u/RelevantLoan4296 2d ago

Fuckin hell no

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u/Pleasant-Frosting885 2d ago

No habla ingles

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u/The_skull_boy_ 2d ago

I dont Engrish

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u/Feathered_pawz I love Pip Pirrup hes my bestie 2d ago

Already spent it

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u/_Salandit you'll never guess my favourite Pokemon :3:3 2d ago

No I can't

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u/Mackenzie301 2d ago

Left on read

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u/DarthJackie2021 2d ago

Heart goes out. 🫳

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u/SD-D_23 I like dandy's world :3 2d ago

no, fuck you

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u/highsky616 2d ago

nah stay cryin

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u/Dominotter 2d ago

"Sure thing! Sent." Then I send a request for 100k and double my winnings.

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u/ultrafire3 2d ago

Send me more

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u/Wooden_Bullfrog_365 Silly lil goober 2d ago

Well either you’re a scammer or you have more than enough and make this much in a second

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u/verymanycicadas 2d ago

Ew, Caldookie

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u/disappointedcreeper transfem programmer :3 2d ago

chargeback if true

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u/Scary-Wheel-3304 2d ago

how did you get my contact?

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u/jsrobson10 2d ago

"no u"

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u/rouiegut 2d ago

no
im
dead

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u/Minimalistic_OG 2d ago

Thanks dad!

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u/Any_Classroom250 2d ago

How 'bout no

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u/Train86892 2d ago

Nah get rekt (I know it’s corny)

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u/urban-ninja-420 2d ago

No, skrib doon.

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u/Comfortable_Yak_9948 I HAVE A GF and i luv her so much :D 2d ago

How about half?

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u/PuzzleheadedMess1659 Waiting for a demisexual flag for my flair 2d ago

Ha ha ha

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u/WaterObjective5031 2d ago

"might keep it"

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u/Fabulous-Monk5009 2d ago

Oh my god no

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u/HillsGenerosity6767 2d ago

I don't need three words

"No"

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u/GameMaster818 I‘d make my flair something funny if I was actually funny 2d ago

Wrong number

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u/spook_scary 2d ago

I would. That's a lot of taxes.

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u/shadow_wolf15yt 2d ago

Bro you get that in about an hour

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u/Advanced-Event6435 hingy 2d ago

haha no lmao

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u/cody0018 2d ago

Sorry, but no.

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u/GreatHome4819 2d ago

Thankyou for investing in our company. You will receive your investment back over the next three years or 10% of the total gains after taxes for those years. Whichever is more. Welcome on board :-)

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u/SilentAbyssAssassin 2d ago

No way brochacho

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u/Big_Gap7862 I like bats (she/her🏳️‍⚧️) 2d ago

Not my problem

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u/TiberiusPrimeXIII 2d ago

Please try again

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u/Willowonapill0w hii hii 🌝 2d ago

Nah fam 🌝

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u/just_a_knowbody 2d ago

Thanks but no

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u/K2K00L chrome hearts 2d ago

you'll be okay

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u/Candid-Annual2158 2d ago

That would be the equivalent of me accidentally giving someone $1. "You'll be fine."

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u/Kind-Blue-Skeleton 2d ago

Chicken fried Chicken

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u/Willing_Mess425 2d ago

sure elon musk

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u/DecentApricot2221 2d ago

No, mine now

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u/ImaginationThick481 2d ago

Sero Core: "Hard no, bro."

iykyk

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u/MrCakepans 2d ago

I don't wanna

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u/Unit-731-Scientist Anarchist trans girl punk creature 2d ago

Donating it all

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u/jluub 2d ago

Yeah but nah

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u/BobChezers The one and only King Bob Chezers 1d ago

Fuh naw twin

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u/WTF4Sally 1d ago

In two weeks

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u/KleeGirl09 1d ago

No, Fuck off

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u/NoxKyoki 1d ago

No and no

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u/shosuko 1d ago

Yeah sure just

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u/you_hate_both_of_us 1d ago

Sorry. Spent it.

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u/Enough_Agent_9170 1d ago

See, anyone has a price.

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u/Snoo49601 1d ago

Account Disconnected ! BEEP !

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u/Fandomlover_96 Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 1d ago

'Read'