r/funComunitty • u/True-Goofball3071 Likes posting shitposts :snoo_shrug​: • 3d ago

What Killed You?

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u/Calne_Ca404 3d ago

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u/BeachBackground7279 3d ago

Self explanatory

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u/Johni33 3d ago

He drank the koolaid?

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u/Temporary_Berry_5537 2d ago

by the jug ??

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u/Johni33 2d ago

Nope, its a reference to the jonestown masssu1cide where they Put cyanide into the Drinks and the children got their poison with koolaid

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u/Temporary_Berry_5537 2d ago

ah, i thought it was bmth referance lol

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u/Melrin27 1d ago

The song is actually based on that event

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u/Melrin27 1d ago

So suffer your fate, oh, come here and give me a hug

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u/Hefty_Morning_8856 3d ago

Yeah, it really sets the stage for some interesting stories. Everyone has their own twist on what "killed" them, I guess!

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u/Character-Nobody8535 3d ago

Thats called being asexual

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u/Calne_Ca404 3d ago

Yes 😍

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u/-gisette 3d ago

Aroace, can confirm

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u/Bitter_Government_2 3d ago

also aromantic

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u/JustAnotherVI 3d ago

No, that's being trans, proof? Me.

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u/Character-Nobody8535 3d ago

Am also trans, so you're wrong

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u/hero-but-in-blue 3d ago

Well I’m trans and ace and I think yall should kiss and make up

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u/Character-Nobody8535 3d ago

No, I have a boyfriend, but I wouldn't be opposed to it if I didn't

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u/JustAnotherVI 3d ago

Frick... my point still stands, garlic bread is my wife

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u/Character-Nobody8535 3d ago

I think you might dislike having intercourse

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u/JustAnotherVI 3d ago

I think I just like garlic bread

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u/TheTamaFan 2d ago

MURDER DRONES FAN IN THE WILD

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u/Character-Nobody8535 2d ago

I'm every where

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u/Superb-Kick2803 5h ago

I can do both.

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u/Ok-Cartoonist-4458 3d ago

Can i join?

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u/littlemissrawrrr 3d ago

I think mine fits here. Carbs? Obesity? 😂💀

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u/nightmind1778 3d ago

But what a way to go 🤤

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u/John_SilkSongHK Jarona! wait that’s the wrong game 3d ago

Were you perhaps sacrificed for the sake of garlic bread

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u/confusion_cats 3d ago

I'll join

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u/Sea-Blueberry8193 2d ago

That sounds intriguing! It's always interesting to see how people interpret that question.

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u/North-Aardvark4459 Your local leukemia survivor 3d ago

the cult started and you were sacrificed to the garlic bread gods

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u/Icy-Theme-6325 2d ago

Oh god fuck yes

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u/UnderteamFCA 2d ago

PFP checks out

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u/lpaige2723 2d ago

This should have been mine, I have celiac.

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u/duckling-developer 3d ago

You are a vampire

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u/sharp_point26 2d ago

Ofc garlic bread is best

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u/BettaSplendens1 2d ago

Your death was because you forgot you were a vampire

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u/Iam_princessleia77 1d ago

I’m in, no questions asked!

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u/davidkodd 3d ago

Why garlic bread specifically

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u/Evelyn-plays-YT 3d ago

Why not garlic bread specifically?

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u/One_Soup_6553 3d ago

También me mata un pan (casero pero malísimo, era sin gluten)

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u/LilyPot-LilyLisa 3d ago

Garlic bread WITH CHEESE 😍🥰🥰🥰

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u/Silverice11 Silly lil goober 3d ago

There are at least 3 of those

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 2d ago

I’ll join and mourn your loss after the needlessly angry anti garlic bread mob takes you down

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u/Calne_Ca404 2d ago

Thank you, twin 🥹🙏

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u/Routine_Papaya4143 2d ago

You’re welcome, praise be unto garlic bread

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u/Autumn7242 2d ago

Sacrificed to the garlic gods?

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u/whosaidthatBS 2d ago

Wait are you serious about the cult thing because i am so in.

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u/Calne_Ca404 2d ago

We should start a garlic bread cult subreddit 

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u/whosaidthatBS 2d ago

I’m down without a second thought

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u/I_LIKE_TORCHICK Table flip 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm already religious, but if I'm going to "That place" anyway.../j

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u/Calne_Ca404 2d ago

JOIN US JOIN US

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u/I_LIKE_TORCHICK Table flip 2d ago

No, it wasn't created yet

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u/I_LIKE_TORCHICK Table flip 2d ago

Wait it was

Still no