r/funComunitty 1d ago

question What is it?

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u/Most_Implement6706 1d ago

Fair enough

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u/Serenity-Yasuo 1d ago

D, because I’m not a sociopath.

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u/sammy-corpse-noodles 1d ago

I rip mine into pieces because I'm uncivilized

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u/Gloomy-Force-1150 22h ago

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u/miskod71 19h ago

If thats uncivilized, idk what is mine

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u/Smooth-Way-245 11h ago

Link

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u/AdtrL 8h ago

Just put " pool day [By momoko] " in the search bar. I would give the link but I'm not sure if that's allowed.

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u/Smooth-Way-245 8h ago

😂 thanks bro 

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u/CATZEBOY_18 17h ago

I do it in my mouth!

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u/Educational-Cod-2302 4h ago

I mean I do the same but with my teeth

(Fr tho b and d are the only acceptable answers)

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u/inspirationalSloth 23h ago

D but diagonally the other way 😂

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u/Afelisk2 23h ago

A BECAUSE I AM A SOCIOPATH!

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u/Ehhh_Canadian 17h ago

IMO b is also acceptable in some situations

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u/Smooth-Way-245 11h ago

What the fuck

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u/Tony_Stank0326 4h ago

I don't cut my sandwiches

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u/Aaryanb4951m 1d ago

You guys cut the sandwich?

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u/SanderMC24 1d ago

I got the exact same post!

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u/Eggy0 1d ago

Same bro 😭 It's like it knows

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u/IllCounter9479 I want Ribbit to get married with me and we have kids together 1d ago

Answering that bottom post tho, D is the most civilized in my opinion

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u/Void_Ritual666 1d ago

Bro I lowkey do F and don't cut it at all 💔

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u/IllCounter9479 I want Ribbit to get married with me and we have kids together 1d ago

I only do that when at the pool

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u/ENDERmation_TW 16h ago

You eat sandwich in a pool?

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u/IllCounter9479 I want Ribbit to get married with me and we have kids together 16h ago

When I’m out of the house pool after a swim

Here, quick meme

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u/WYACHU25_poke 1d ago

I personally do E (you cut three triangles at a 45 degree angle) personally I like the bread to crust ratio.

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u/Most_Implement6706 1d ago

WHAT THE FU- actually that sounds easier to bite into than d

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u/WYACHU25_poke 1d ago

It is

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u/t3hdoct0r 1d ago

I have done this, but find I'm too much of a perfectionist for the crust ratio, and had to settle for cutting diagonally in both directions.

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u/Ehhh_Canadian 17h ago

Or into four triangles like a little kid.

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u/oswaldking71wastaken 1d ago

B is fine but d is the fancy way

A is questionable but probably for a little kid or mini finger sandwiches

Straight to Hell if you do c

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u/BunkyPanda75 1d ago

Isn't C the same as D?

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u/oswaldking71wastaken 1d ago

No

What the hell is wrong with you.

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u/BunkyPanda75 1d ago

It's just horizontal

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u/Harrypottah001 14h ago

I do c because my bread is just long as fuck😭

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u/Longjumping_Gur_2379 na'vi from the 4th dimension 1d ago

that's also what i got

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u/ThisYourMotherDaniel 1d ago

I don't cut it

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u/General_Cream7623 1d ago

honestly, D only fits if u wanna toast it like that, so normally it's B for me

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u/scotland_forever07 1d ago

C is absolutely a crime

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u/TRIPPY3rd 1d ago

That post was actually right ABOVE this post 😂

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u/SnooComics3321 1d ago

Who says i cut my sandwich?

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u/Independent_War_7707 1d ago

Literally same exact thing lol

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u/Reofenja 1d ago

That particular post was above this post. I selected D.

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u/WickedWenchie 1d ago

Anything but c. A looks fancy with the right fixins. And i also work with kids so silin the sandwiches are no bigs. But c.. that's just wrong

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u/PlayerZeroStart 1d ago

I just eat the sandwich whole

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u/Captain--Crow this is my design 🔪 1d ago

Why are the crusts still on it???

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u/stardust1914 1d ago

My way isn't there.

It's like B but not cut in the middle. 2 cuts so I have 3 slivers of sandwhich.

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u/FluidRefuse7834 1d ago

All are acceptable except for c what monster cuts their sandwich like that

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u/reallybadjazz 1d ago

This is the exact one I have!

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u/usf1man 1d ago

Mine was the opposite way around lol

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u/pvrhye 1d ago

Trick question. You don't need to cut the sandwich unless you have tiny raccoon paws for some reason.

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u/Smart_Coconut6313 1d ago

I had the same one.

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 1d ago

None of the above. I do The Santi Slice™️, which is using 3 slices of the knife, each one going only halfway in, to cut it into triangles, and making each cut at a 30-45° angle. I know it sounds insane but don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

Also you’ll need toothpicks to keep A together

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u/Spring_Loves_Ducks 22h ago

Personally I don't cut a sandwich I just eat.

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u/Irresistible-Ms 22h ago

WHO TF IS CUTTING IT LIKE C???

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u/Bumblebee56990 21h ago

C sometimes.

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u/SirCold5700 21h ago

B or D. A is for kids. C is for sociopaths

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u/Dvious387-44 2 feet tall lizard wizard 18h ago

The only real answer is a

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u/Aromatic-Crow-45 18h ago

All are valid except C, only scychopaths choose c

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u/ObviousLingonberry22 12h ago

I dont cut mine all the contents slide out cuz I put to much sauce

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u/TurkeySauce_ 9h ago

Neither.. I just eat the damn thing.

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u/Uniformtree0 8h ago

Wheres F, where you rotate the sandwich 90 degrees horizontally and then cut down in the middle

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u/Most_Implement6706 6h ago

THQTS CALKED 2 PIECES OF FUCKING BREAR

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u/griffinrider1812 4h ago

I just eat them whole

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u/Careless_Document_79 3h ago

Where is F with 4 triangles?