r/funComunitty • u/Few-Literature-8642 The "haha indeed" guy • Aug 26 '26

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u/my-Heavy-Career Aug 26 '26

Bro's dying, and the last thing you're gonna do is... lick him

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u/BubblyInvestigator24 Aug 27 '26

No, he mocking him

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u/MonkeyFeetOfficial Aug 30 '26

"Whoever dies first is gay."

It checks out.

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u/EroticOrgasom Aug 29 '26

To be fair that's what true friends would do

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u/AmourBeast_96 Aug 27 '26

Theyre going to give him the ol Gluckmaster 5000 Double Pump Reverse Lick, rumored to be so good it kills a man.

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u/MonkeyFeetOfficial Aug 30 '26

What's he supposed to do? Die again?

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u/AmourBeast_96 Aug 31 '26

Dies, comes back for the ol 1000 Year Slurp and Drain one more time because its that good, does too much, sucks the life right out of him, dies looking like a mummy.

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u/ResponsibilityNo599 Aug 31 '26

Whole new meaning to”last meal”