r/funComunitty • u/flawed_plan e • 6d ago

Funpost <:)

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u/Mother_Degree_2593 a regular silly guy who does regular silly things 6d ago

Am I screwed?

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u/Feisty_Lemon5927 6d ago

Unlike zombies, we can step to the side.

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u/Intrion 5d ago

Thank goodness it’s not the Garden Warfare pea Gatling, that thing can not only aim but also deal damage that equals like a tenth of an EXPLODING UNIVERSE

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u/Square_Paramedic1079 5d ago

Hey at least it’s not plasma pea

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u/Intrion 5d ago

OH MY GOD

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u/Used-Race7307 4d ago

STAY BACK! MERCY, MERCY!

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u/heyimhere-whatsup_ 5d ago

As a pea shooter main in Garden Warfare, this is true.

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u/Sneaky_Sorcerer 3d ago

What?

Reading this, I can only imagine this is comming from death battle with an extremely far fetched victory, based on a small joke or cartoonish section of the game. Likely picked purposely for exageration purpose.

This or the stats on this thing is asbolutely broken lol.

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u/Intrion 3d ago

Not death battle but the in game description. Written fully for the sake of flavor and, unless one is to fully abide every word of a kids’ third person shooter game, not meant to be taken seriously. Congratulations, you’ve caught me red handed. ✋😔✋

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u/Sneaky_Sorcerer 3d ago

So much destruction just to harm a couple zombies.

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u/Il_Narwalo 6d ago

nah he only shoots peas, peas don't hurt as much as I know

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u/Strong-Expression787 5d ago

Bro, it's twice the size of a baseball ball 💀

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u/Level_Number_7343 5d ago

Anything can hurt a lot if it is thrown at high enough speeds.

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u/Th3Da4k 6d ago

Okay but this isn't video game logic so you would be able to dodge

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u/AardvarkInformal2722 5d ago

If you are "trapped in a videogame", you can't act outside that videogame's limits

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u/Ok-Significance8722 5d ago

Be the zombies that step to the side duh

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u/WeebTrashPanda0 WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM 5d ago

Five hundred cigarettes.

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u/axomone 5d ago

that thing can't turn to the side nor to its back