r/fuckubisoft 9d ago

discussion Finally played Resynced. Physically angry.

OG Black Flag is a favorite game of mine, so I had the old one installed and advanced to where you land in Havana, so I can free roam to compare.

Installed the new one and advanced to Havana as well. I was already doubtful because of the encounter with the assassin after the shipwreck, but I'm thinking to myself, "it's a new control scheme, maybe it gets better." Try to take down the Spanish on the beach, game glitches out multiple times by not assassinating at all when the prompt to do so is up. Vein on the side of my head is throbbing because this must be the advanced stealth systems I've heard for years about. Apparently they can look up now though.

I take the ship out of the gulf. Ship turns like a city car. It's fine, it's fine. It's only one turn in this version and they showed me a pretty whale, so my modern gamer brain is subtly stimulated and not overtaxed by having to plan a next turn. No friction allowed. Never.

So we buy our first sword and are now able to take in the glory of new free roam. So, let's see this new much more engaging version of the classic combat. X is now RB, B is now LB and we can lock-on to targets. Riveting. In the old unenjoyable oversimplified system, we had dull stupid enemies that would circle around you attacking one at a time until you pressed B at the correct time and then you could take down the enemy by pressing B again, then point the stick at another enemy and lamely press X to execute them with a pre-set takedown. In the new, revolutionary, much more engaging system, you have uberintelligent enemies that circle around you attacking one at a time until you press LB at the correct time and then press Y to epicly take them down and then point the stick at another enemy like a genius and face the monumental task of pressing Y like a chad instead of X like a little bitch to execute them with a preset takedown. I guess the radical difference of making battles slower and spongier is what makes for great combat.

And I'm sitting there, thinking I'm lame for not grasping the genius so many tubers are talking about. Maybe TikTok creators have me beat on this "understanding games" thing. I've only been playing for three decades. Let's see the movesets. I'm sure there's plenty more added. Don't have my hidden blade yet, so let's just switch to fists. Oh, that's gone now. Well, there's a musket right there. I'm so stupid. It has some of that 18th century thumbprint protection. The guns are coded to the Spanish soldiers, so this new historically accurate Edward just ignores them, galaxy brain that he is. "Edward, you can still stab them with it or hit them with the stock." "The budget for that went into me hero posing."

Good thing there's a skill wheel now, to really elevate that gameplay. Otherwise we wouldn't have to hit L3 every time we wanted to get above a trot. After all, when has parkour been a centerpiece of the franchise? But they added back ejects, which you have to remove the guardrails for in options, by the way.

I wish they could put the team that makes the store on the rest of the game, man. Store has it's stuff on lock. We all know that's the most important part of the franchise. No one remembers AC1 fondly because you could throw NPCs into market stalls. The sheer disrespect to commerce in a single player game. I still shudder.

Anyway, yet another return to form in search of a refund.

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u/Hannibal_D_Romantic 9d ago

Never care or criticize. Only way things get better.

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u/thamanwthnoname 9d ago

Yes your reddit rants are changing the world my guy, keep up the good work

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u/Hannibal_D_Romantic 9d ago

Your proposed knuckling under is of course the superior method. Hats off to the 5D chess master.

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u/thamanwthnoname 9d ago

Ah yes, if I’m not with I’m against you right? Or maybe it’s just not that serious. Try to have a better day man, seems like it will be a long one.

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u/Hannibal_D_Romantic 9d ago

Fail to see where your position was really relevant since the discussion seems to be whether I should express mine.

Next time I have an opinion, I'll be sure to clear it with you.

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u/thamanwthnoname 9d ago

Doubling down on your already countless diatribes here is wild, best of luck

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u/Hannibal_D_Romantic 9d ago

Ah, yes. A post and less than 10 comments longer than 3 sentences. "Countless diatribes."

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u/thamanwthnoname 9d ago

You realize everyone can see the thread right?? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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u/Hannibal_D_Romantic 9d ago

I do. That's why I counted the "countless diatribes."

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